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Why do I Love You Exactly?


As Jessica stepped off the plane she saw the three people she had missed the most, when she had gone to Europe with her mom, dad, and younger brother Brian. First she saw Michael, the boy she missed flirting with, and dancing like crazy at clubs like Lotus, Bungalow 8 and Trisect located in all of New York’s hottest spots. Then she saw Alyssa, her best friend since they were in grade school, and now that she thought about it seemed like a long time, since they were both seventeen, and of course Ryan, Alyssa's boyfriend and Jessica’s hang-out friend whom she could just talk to for hours and could always count on for a good time. As soon as she spotted them she saw Michael about to light a cigarette, Alyssa filing her nails as usual when she was bored, and Ryan smiling his gorgeous million-dollar smile at her. She ran right into Michael, which ended up being a long hug and a quick kiss on the lips. Even though this seems as if she is going out with Michael you have to understand that in New York everyone kisses on the lips, but not like a French kiss more like a lip-to-lip kiss. As she did this Ryan thought to himself why should I care if she kisses him? But of course he did care, and who wouldn’t be slightly jealous more or less. Jessica was gorgeous. First of all she was tall; had straight, shoulder-length, brown hair, brown eyes with a sort of twinkle in them, a sweet smile, tan skin that shined like bronze, and she had a great figure. She was almost perfect; she was the most popular and envied girl at St. Genesis College Prep. , an all girl’s private and Catholic school where all of the Upper Manhattan (also known as the Eastside) rich kids went, she had an awesome personality and she was well-liked because she was modest and nice unlike Alyssa, she has a wonderful taste for fashion like every other girl that lives in New York, and she lived life to the fullest. She loved to party; especially with her new boy toy Michael. She wasn't the type to hold a grudge and she let her life go by and fast. You couldn't hang with her if you couldn't keep up with her, and if you didn't love to shop and dance, but we‘ll get back to that later. "Hey!" Jessica quickly said toAlyssa, after she had Michael welcome her back. As usual Alyssa was in a bad mood because Jessica hadn't called to let her know that she was coming back a week early. She kept on filing her nails even after Jessica had given her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Okay what's up? Were best friends and I always know when something's up." Jessica said after Alyssa hadn't responded for some time. Alyssa quickly snapped back, "I guess were not best friends after all." Jessica thought she should let Alyssa cool down so she went on to hug Ryan. When Jessica's soft skin touched Ryan's skin, Ryan thought he was in heaven and he felt like picking Jessica up, twirling her and then giving her a kiss, and not just a lip-to-lip kiss but a surprisingly real kiss right in front of Michael. "I have a surprise for all of you." Michael said. "before we go home we're stopping for a little road trip to the Hamptons for a little relaxation." Michael added. "But we don't have any clothes besides the clothes were wearing, and where are the hell are we going to stay, I am so not going to stay in some cheap motel like the Motel 6." Alyssa said. After all she wanted to get noticed too. "Don't worry about that, I told your parents about this plan of mine and they asked the maids to pack your bags, and I rented out a penthouse at the Dune Deck Hotel." he calmly said. "I'm all for it!" Jessica excitedly said. As always Jessica was up for anything. "I guess I need a little time off before winter break." Alyssa said with less excitement in her voice. She thought to herself this going to be just like Ryan and me being married and now were on our honeymoon. If she only knew what Ryan was thinking: this is the perfect trip to spend partying right before we go back to school and I am positive that this will be the perfect distraction for me. Then he looked at Alyssa and studied her very carefully. Alyssa was tall, had long, blond hair with brown highlights, fair skin, and she was very attractive too. The only problem Alyssa had was she was conceited, up her own ass and loving the way it smelled, way to dramatic, and she didn't have Jessica's utter coolness. Alyssa did have some good things too, she was popular, she did have an eye for fashion, she was smart, and she sure did know how to party. So as they drove off they were in complete silence until, Jessica asked Alyssa for some lip-gloss from Barney's and Chanel nail polish in the color peach fetish. Then Michael had asked Jessica what her trip was like in Europe, and by the time she was explaining how all the French boys had been constantly hitting on her they had arrived at the Hampton in Long Island, New York. It was about 5:00 in the late afternoon and all Jessica wanted to do was take a shower and then go to the club named Bump n Jump, which was only two blocks away from the penthouse. After she had taken a shower she was going to ask Michael if he wanted to go. "What exactly are you doing?" Jessica blurted out. "I am trying to perfect the way to be bored." he replied. "Oh, how much fun that must be." she said trying not to laugh. "Yeah, it's by new hobby." he murmured back. "Well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go clubbing with me tonight, but since you're having so much fun I think I'll just go ask Alyssa and Ryan if they want to come," she said in a teasing and stuck-up manner. Very much so like Alyssa but we'll get back to that later. "Oh, well in that case I'll definitely go, as if I would pass a chance to dance with the gorgeous and talented Jessica Vandalonn," he exclaimed in a laughing manner, hoping that he could have Jessica all to himself that night. "Okay." Michael replied. So after they had agreed to go she was going to find Ryan and ask him if he wanted to come. She looked everywhere for him and she couldn’t find him so she decided to go outside even though it was a little chilly. Not too faraway from the penthouse she saw Ryan’s tan skin glow in the sun, and his rustled brown hair waving through the breeze. “Hey, it’s seems like you totally hate me, you haven’t spoken a word to me since we got here.” Jessica said in a weeping kind of voice. “I don’t hate you, I could never hate you; you seem a little cold?” he replied. “I am cold you dope, don’t forget I am wearing a skirt with a spaghetti strap shirt and flip flops.” Jessica said. “Here.” Ryan said handing her his jacket. “Thanks, but if you are going to give me the cold shoulder you can have it back.”Jessica murmured back not taking herself very seriously. “Shut-up you know you are freezing your ass off.” he replied trying not to laugh. “Since when have you been checking out my ass?”Jessica said in a teasing manner, "you know that if Alyssa found out we would both never hear the end of it." “I haven’t ever checked out your ass, Michael mentioned it once when we went to Lotus.” he said trying to cover up his mistake. He didn’t do a very good job either because Jessica had noticed how red his face had gotten when he spoke those words. “Okay, well I didn’t come here to take away your jacket or interrogate you about my ass. I came to tell you if you felt like going clubbing tonight, Michael is going too.” Jessica replied. “No, I think I want to just stay here, I’m a little tired.” Ryan murmured back. The thought of Michael dancing and holding Jessica made his stomach turn. “Okay, but your lose, after all we are leaving the day after tomorrow to go back to school.” she quickly said. After she finished talking to Ryan she was going to ask Alyssa if she wanted to go clubbing. When she went to Alyssa’s room she found her in her bed sleeping. Jessica thought she should let her sleep so she quickly left. Alyssa could get seriously moody if she didn’t have her beauty sleep and she sure did need it, especially if she and Jessica were competing over Ryan. “This place is slamming!” Jessica said. The place she was talking about was Bump ‘n’ Jump. “Yeah it is pretty cool. I’m kind of thirsty do you want something to drink?” Michael asked. “Sure, I’ll have a coke with a slice of lime squeezed in; Thanks.” Jessica responded. She didn’t like to spend a lot of time trying to figure out what she was going to drink when she could be dancing her ass off. “Here,” Michael said while he gave Jessica her Coke. “Thank you.”Jessica managed to say between her dancing. After spending three hours dancing Jessica realized she had had enough dancing for one night. It was 2:00 in the morning and she felt like falling asleep on the beach. “Let’s lay down right here.” Jessica said as she was beginning to lie down on the sand. “Okay, but if you’re soaked in the morning don’t blame me.” Michael replied. “I won’t.” Jessica said before she closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep. When Jessica woke up in the morning she had been covered with a blanket, Michael was still asleep, and she guessed it was about ten o’clock in the morning. How sweet of Michael to cover me up so I wouldn’t get cold, Jessica thought. But was it really Michael who covered her up? The answer is no. It was Ryan. Soon after she woke up she saw that Alyssa had already started getting her tan from the penthouse’s patio and she saw Ryan surfing the web for the perfect wave runner to be on next summer in St. Tropes. When he saw Jessica coming his way he decided to go inside and take a shower. These days Ryan is acting super weird I just hope Alyssa hasn’t noticed or she’ll kick him to the curb or maybe he will and it’s not like he can’t just get another girl just look at him, Jessica thought and as she did she walked up to the spot where Alyssa was sun bathing. I might as well try to make peace with Alyssa,she thought to herself feeling rather hungry after all she was a growing adult and it was about 10:15. “Hey, are you feeling a little hungry sunshine?” Jessica cheerfully asked. “No, but I can see that you’re not at all hung over from last night’s clubbing,” Alyssa replied in a very frigid bitchy kind of tone. “Actually I haven’t gotten hung over much since ever, but yeah I am a little hungry and unless you’re trying to lose weight what do you want from McDonalds?” Jessica asked half hoping that Alyssa would get out of her ice queen role that she played so well when she wanted to. But of course she didn’t and she went right along with her attitude. As they say once a frigid bitch always a frigid bitch, but maybe her example was the queen of England. Alyssa didn’t respond even though we all know that she hated Jessica for being so perfect that it drove her insane and this romantic getaway she and Ryan were supposed to have hadn’t even begun and it was starting to piss her way off in a major way. “From your silence I see that you want three Big Macs, four orders of French fries, two chocolate milkshakes, oh and an apple pie,” Jessica said. “Obviously you do not know how to read people because if you did you would know that I’m really pissed off, that I don’t need any humor nor sarcasm, I am not hungry and I do not intend to talk to you." Alyssa stated starting to get up in order to walk away. Alyssa had walked away and she still had not made peace with her. Then she saw Michael coming towards her so she decided to hit the shower for a little mental and physical cleansing, after all even goddesses need to get pampered. By the time that Jessica got out of the shower she had seen that Ryan decided to take a little nap out on the penthouse patio and she also saw Michael smoking a cigarette, but as she looked for Alyssa she saw that she was no where insight. She started walking towards Michael so that she could ask him if he knew where the hell Alyssa was. “When she stopped tanning on the patio she got dressed and left, I think she may have gone shopping out in the shopping center.” “Thanks, a bunch Michael and if you see her let me know,” Jessica said already walking towards her Land Rover. After driving for what seemed like hours and checking out every single plaza within a couple of miles from the penthouse Jessica gave up. Well, the afternoon wasn’t a total waste because I did get some stunning new outfits and that adorable pink pigskin Marc Jacobs tote that I absolutely need to have to match that awesome pink silk Versace dress was well worth this hell, Jessica thought as she was waiting for the bell hop to come and carry all her purchases to the penthouse. As she was entering she saw that Alyssa was showing Ryan her new purchases and one of them was the Marc Jacobs pink pigskin tote that she had gotten for herself. OMG! How could I have gotten the exact same purse as Alyssa, I so have to return it now before she finds out because then she really will have a fit, Jessica thought to herself. Wow I must be really getting to Jessica because she saw me and then left so quickly and she forgot to get her purchases, Alyssa thought to herself. By the time that Jessica had gotten back to the store and was ready to return the Marc Jacobs pink pigskin tote she didn’t have it. She looked for it everywhere and she couldn’t find it until she remember that she had left so quickly that she didn’t get it before leaving. Meanwhile back at the suite Alyssa was looking through the purchases, she found all the great dresses, skirts, pants, shirts, scarves, shoes, and accessories she bought. Then of course she found the purse. She must of followed me and then walked into the store and bought the purse and all this just to piss me off the little wench. When she saw me with the same bag she must of went back to the store to return it but she forgot the purse that’s where she had to of gone and so am I, Alyssa thought to herself. So she got her cars keys and went out the door. When she had arrived at the store Jessica was nowhere near by. Shit! I must have missed her, Alyssa thought to herself. Meanwhile Jessica had gone back to the penthouse and she was looking for the bag that contained her return. As she was looking for the bag as racing all over the house she realized that maybe Alyssa had found it. She kept racing all over the penthouse and there was no sign of the bag or Alyssa. OMG! What if Rebecca found the bag and saw that I had the same purse she has! Jessica thought to herself. Just as Jessica was out to go on a walk and try to avoid Alyssa. Alyssa was opening the door and all I can say is that these cats are about to put there gloves on.



Quote of the Month

"The hardest way to love someone is to have them sitting right next to you, knowing you can't have them."

--Cat


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Joke of the month

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

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