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Welcome to the Nutty Neopian Neoschool! Here you will be taught various skills that may benefit you while you're a part of the phenomenon that is Neopets! I believe it is time to meet the teachers!
Mrs. Skew
Hello Class! My name is Mrs. Skew and I will be one of your teachers this year. Now before I go any further, I must tell you that I tolerate NO funny bussiness! If you misbehave during my lesson you will be removed from the classroom at once! I am not here to be your friend and the sooner you learn that, the better. I am here for the sole purpose of teaching you students what you need to know to become successful neopians and nothing more!
Mr. Norman
Why hello there Students! My name is Mr. Norman and I will be another one of your teachers this year! Perhaps I should tell you all a bit about myself. I enjoy reading, swimming, and most of all bungee jumping! I hope to teach each and every one of you at least one thing that you will remember for the rest of your lives. That has always been my ambition... yes, that is why I decided to become a teacher. Ahh.. molding young minds.. what an experience! Ah. I feel I am rambling on again.. please excuse me!
Ms. Blurg
Aaaachooo! Ugh, please excuse by rader rude greeting, I dink I bay hab a tiny cold! Dot to worry, I ab still in tib tob -Aaaaachoooo!- shape to teach you students. As I'b sure your oder teachers told you, you are all here to leard special tibs and trigs dat will bake it easier for you to blay deopets. I -Aaaaachooo Aaaachooo Aaaaachoo!!!!- ack, I'b sorry to cut dis short but I'b dot feeling by best...
Now that you have met the teachers, I believe you are ready to sign up for neoschool! Simply click
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