Katie's (aka Jenny's Sister) Randomness
Jenny thinks she's really cool now that she has a "nice" website. *coughs* Yeah right! I tried entering a message in her guestbook, and it only let me type in TWO lines of text for the comment, even though I had typed like 50 lines just insulting how crappy she was. Did you see the big box she had for the e-mail, too? I mean who's e-mail is HONESTLY *that* long? Not mine, seeing as the one that I entered couldn't POSSIBLY be anyone's real e-mail. Well, I could talk all day on how much Jenny sucks. But for now, I'm going to just introduce myself and all my glory. ;) I hacked into her website (because she sucks) and decided to add my own page. My name is Katie, I'm 18, I live at...*coughs*...nevermind. So yes, I'm Jenny's younger (NOT AT ALL ANNOYING) sister. For some reason, she thinks I'm funny or something.
Once, I thought that, too. I woke up, looked in the mirror, and just FELL OVER laughing! That was pretty funny, because I got to stay home because the mirror was right next to the stairs and I fell down the stairs when I started laughing. So after that my mom decided it would be best to take all the mirrors in our house out. People give me funny looks when I walk into public places. I hear people comment about how my hair looks and say stuff like "Did she get dressed in the dark?". Must be the mirror thing.
I love attention, probably why I'm making this page right now....seeing as it's TWO O'CLOCK IN THE A.M. and I have to be up in 4 hours. :) Sometimes, I talk to myself. Probably because I have no friends. I'm kind of boring to talk to, though. Yup.
So, the other day I was walking down the street. I looked over and there was a TURTLE lying in the middle of the road. I thought "Hmm...that poor turtle lying out in the sun." So, I walked up to him and was all like "Hey, Mr. Turtle, you're going to burn lying in the sun." and he was all like "*sticks neck out* *sticks neck out*" (I think that was something in TURTLE language.) I was all like "Dude, I don't understand Turtle language" and he was all like "Oh, sorry man. I was just saying that it's all right because I got this thick shell and it's all good." I reached into my pocket and was like "Well, I've got sunscreen, if you want it." and he was like "*sticks neck out really fast three times*" and I think he was "flicking me off" in turtle speak. I was like "Fine, I hope you get RUN OVER!" and I went back to walking, turned around and a car just ran him over. I smiled.
For those of you who went to school with Jenny at Mankato last year, or will be there next year, you'll get to see me quite often! ;) See, I heard from the "grapevine" that Luke told Tess that he was afraid I would be hanging out in Jenny and Tess' sweet suite next year all the time. I thought this was kinda funny, so I decided I would just hang out in Luke and Joel's room, instead and wash my dishes with socks! :D
So honestly, don't you have anything better to do than read a lot of crap that I just type because I have nothing better to do? You're an etard. Yes, I spelled that right. And etard is someone who does too much ecstacy and becomes retarded. And that's what you are. I'm done for now. Check back for more FUN RANDOMNESS! *Russian/Slavic accent* JUST KIDDING, I ONLY KID!!!!!111!!!1 YOU ROCKZORZ JENNY!!!!11!1!1! I wIsH i WaS aS cOoL aS yOu!1!1!1 I LUV U!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you *really* want to go back to the piece of crap site, click here.