Born: 18 November 1975
Place of Birth: Newcastle! (Of course, his accent is a bit of a give away!)
Nicknames: 'Forehead', 'Cow Eyes' and 'Smiler'!!
Family: Parents divorced when he was young so he lived with his mother and sister. He is very domesticated, because he was taught while he was young!!
Marital Status: A very lucky Lisa Armstrong!!
Scars, Tatoos, etc: A scar on his elbow where he broke his arm when he was two!! Arrr bless!!
Height: 5 ft 8 ins!! Dec is 5 ft 6 ins!!
Weight: 10 stone
Shoe size: 9!
Family home: A three-bedroom council house.
Home now: House in the same West London street as Dec! ARRRR!!
Favourite words: 'Wahey' and 'canny'!!
First record bought: Living Doll by Cliff Richard, and The Young Ones
First TV appearance: Aged 11, Why don't you....?
Favourite Pin-up: Bjork. 'I think she is really nice-looking, shes got this great aura of sexiness.'
Favourite colour: Blue
Worst item of clothing bought: Black suit with White collar
Ideal date: 'I'd take her to the zoo, she'd remember that!'
Qualifications: 5 GCSES
Childhood Ambition: ' I always just wanted to be famous
Favourite sleepwear: Newcastle United football shirt
Favourite film: The Thin Red Line
Favourite book: The Beach
Favourite TV programme: Cartoons like Ren and Stimpy
Most Embarrassing Experience: Recording the Why Me? video in Piccadily Circus with the tourists as an audience!
Favourite drink: A pint of larger
Favourite desert: 'Granddad's Pudding' (a syrup pudding favoured by his Grandpa)
Proudest Achievement: His blind acting on the Grove
