"A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body."
~Unknown

"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
~Hermann Hesse

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
~Unknown

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
~Lily Tomlin

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
~Woody Allen

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
~Al Capone

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
~Dylan Thomas

"In a mad world only the mad are sane."
~Akira Kurosawa

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
~Unknown

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."
~Robert Heinlein

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
~Cyril Connolly

"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
~Alan Dean Foster

"Smile. It confuses people."
~Unknown

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
~Paul Dirac

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."
~John M. Ford

"All art is about seeing connections or making them."
~Unknown (it was on a wall)

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
~Chris Rapier

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
~Jules de Gaultier

"People are like granola; once you take out all of the nuts and fruits, all you have left are flakes."
~Unknown

"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange."
~Robin Morgan

"The Female of a species is much more deadlier than the Male."
~Rudyard Kipling

"Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you."
~Unknown

"Sometimes we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.
~Unknown

"Fa shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in V-A
Was herbin' 'em in the home of the turbans
Got it dirt cheap for them, plus if they was short wit cheese I would work wit 'em"
~Jay Z, that stupid "H to the Izzo" song
will someone please translate that????

"I'm Agent #2, and this is Agent #1. We're spies."
~Agent #2, SPY GROOVE

"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
~Buckaroo Banzai