I'll wait for you till I turn blue
Theres nothin more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight from hell,
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep
Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boots will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
Till Cortez came an' so did you
From the ashes charred and blue
Smellin like a salty dog
Back from hell where you belong
Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down, we all near drowned
Ya stood there on the deck
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
And dragged ya from the wreck
They threw a rope around yer neck
To watch ya dance the jig of death
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry whores
One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
I need the bugger so I can see