Wendy's - for a whore house there sure arent many whores here.
Burger King - people must not know much in the burger kingdom, because any moron i know could overthrow the burger king. his burgers were small, and inferior to mine. because i was a guest in his kingdom i decided not to offend him by stating this.
Subway - It took me a while to save up enough money to go here, and when i did i was sorley disapointed. there was in fact no subway, underground or above. they just sold sandwiches. hell i can make a sandwich, and at about a quarter of the price. im not going back there.
Dairy Queen - what kind of queen of dairy doesnt even have her own cows?? i was disapointed to learn that the "dairy queen" did not in fact serve all dairy products.
White Castle - I found it strange that the Burger king and the Dairy queen did not actually live in the White castle. regardless i sampled their food. it took me like 4 burgers to satisfy my hunger, but i prefer to only eat one burger in a sitting to appear less gluttonous.
Taco Bell - i dont like mexican food. i dont know why someone would want to copy the ways of a poverty stricken nation. if they dont have money, they cant buy ingrediants, if they cant buy ingrediants, their food cant be too good. duh.