- two hydrogen atoms walking don the road. one says "ive lost an electron." "you sure?" the other asks. "yes. im positive." hahaha
- pick up lines. if these dont get you layed i dont know what will.
- "want to experiment with coupled-wave theory?"
- "ever wonder what earth looks like from the back of a ford explorer?"
- "whats a nice girl like you doing in an n-dimensional space like this?"
- "every now and then two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary."
- "nice GUI. want to integrate our matrices?"
- "if you were a phaser, you would be set on stunning."
- thinking that the decoding of the human genome was a defining moment of 2001. some kid at my friends graduation brought this up
- star trek. star wars episode II. not the other ones.
- pocket protecters. i dunno what these things are used for but the idea that your pocket needs protection and needs more protection than the rest of your body is crazy. it would make more sense to walk around wearing a cup
- backpacks with wheels. not suitcases with wheels. suitcases with wheels are for suits. if you cant carry a few books around on your back get a gym membership, not a wheeled backpack.
- cellphone\camera\mp3 player\video player\pda\garage door opener\whatever else you can fit into a multi-use gadget. if you need all that stuff to fit into your pocket you need lessons on preparation. nobody needs all that crap at the same time.
- the idea that nerds will grow up to be succesful and the popular kids will grow up to be alcoholic losers. i hate to burst anybodys bubble but hard working people become succesful and and lazy people do not. it has nothing to do with brains. bill gates was a fluke.
- being a vegetarian for any reason other than health or religion. the cows and pigs and birds that are eaten lead a much better life than those that are wild, or pets. they eat whenever they want, and anybody who has a pet will agree that animals only live to eat. they also have a much better death. its a lot faster and painless. just a quick little smash to the back of the head and its lights out.
- poetic depression. nobody cares.
- anybody who says i cant judge them. if you dont want to be judged, go hide in a hole somewhere.