"Pssss, Maximus, do you want to have a threesome with me and my sister later?"

This guy has a serious foot fetish!

Dirt collecting may be considered unorthodox but this man's
passion for it proves the old adage "One man's junk is another man's
treasure."

Commodus thinks to himself: "I'm already banging my sister, why not my nephew as well?"

Martha Stewart's Special: Cooking with the Queen.
Required Utensisls: A glass tube, tongs, and a bunson burner.
Ingredients the Recipe Calls for: baking soda, water, and pure cocaine.

"Hey man, at least leave a dollar if you are going to be grabbing my ass."

In the last picture he was slapping some guy's ass. Now he's playing noogy-noogy
nuts with another man's genitalia.
We have incenst, foot fetishes with dead bodies, dirt collecting, orgies, substance abuse, hot man-sex, ---what the fuck kind of movie is this???

Horses are useful creatures but they can be messy when they have diarrhea!

Childrens Songs with Commudus:
"The itsy bitsy spider went up his sister's dress..."

With his unusual figthing style, our hero purposefully stabs the thin-air
between
this man's body and his arm while his tricky opponent pretends to die.
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