| TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A DAVE OBSESSOR |
| 6. You have two copies of the Devotional concert video - one is tattered from all the rewinding of "Enjoy the Silence", and the other is your emergency back-up tape (if you are a true Dave obsessor you know why we keep rewinding "Enjoy the Silence"). In addition, you have memorized all the hot Dave parts and plan to make an "all Dave" edit of the tape. |
| 3. You need a defibulator in your: - car (after listening to two seconds of Higher Love) - bedroom (after staring at your posters for seven hours straight) - on the street (after spotting a Dave look-a-like) - van, armed with binoculars, outside Dave look-a-like's house (while plotting the kidnapping and conversion of the look-a-like into an exact Dave replica). |
| 10. You spend your work days creating a battle plan to infiltrate backstage areas such as... |
| 5. You spend your weekends in massage school after hearing about Depeche Mode using a massage service before concerts. |
| 8. You wonder why the ghost-girl in the Dream On video isn't all over Dave. |
| 9. You forget Dave isn't the only member of Depeche Mode and are confused as to who "those other guys" are (no offence to Martin and Fletch lovers but Dave is too distracting). |
| 4. You're ready to throw money at Dave all the while screaming "take the rest off!" during their concert. |
| 7. Near car crashes occur often when the live version of Songs of Faith and Devotion is playing. Imagining Dave in concert is too much. |
| 2. You faze out repeatedly during the day and you find yourself trying to account for lost time (those Dave daydreams are lethal). |
| 1. Your website gallery deteriorates in quality because you'll just put any half naked pictures of Dave up (that hasn't happened to us yet but we're weakening). |
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