Rip! Tear! Shred! Destroy!
Oh no! Mommie's home! Look mom...
Bad dogs! Very bad dogs!

See the vicious cat
as she ferociously kills
the pony tail band

A box on the floor
is the best place for kitty
it is MINE! all mine

blur of motion--- and then silence,
me, a paper bag.
what is so funny?

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there
Yes above my tail
Behold! elevator butt.

You are always typing
Well, Lets see you ignore
My sitting on your hands.

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

Were almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand
New rule tomorrow

Night. Now come night-mice.
I chase them 'round on loud feet.
You can't see them too?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds-
Your foot just squashed one

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours.Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, No! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.

Amanda Squirrel
Cuddle Bunny or Bad Girl?
Schizofrenia

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