DMX's Party Up
plays over the PA System as we are live outdoors here in Ellis Park in
Johannesburg, South Africa as the fans are going absolutely crazy as the pyro
leaps off of the lighting rig and down onto the stage as the stage is lights up
the nights sky as we cut down to Mike Raphone and Noddy Smith at ringside.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Welcome Ladies
and Gentlemen here at Ellis Park in South Africa as we are just a week away from
the Desperate Measures where Bryan Fury, Miss Lucky and one other IHW Superstar
will battle it out for the IHW World Championship in a House of Horror's Match
up. A Match that no one in IHW has ever seen before.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Well I for one
cannot wait for that match but the talking point of the week has been AKA's
challenge to Steve Hanger for a match at Desperate Measures if he is to lose his
opportunity at being placed in the House of Horror's match up.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: That was a shock
to most people and even AKA himself said he was crazy for suggesting it and
rumor has it that Steve Hanger has been laughing it off all week backstage but
has yet to formally make a comment on the situation which has also lead to the
rumor that many believe he is running scared from AKA.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: I dunno if Steve
Hanger would be running scared but he certainly hasn't made a formal
announcement concerning this but I am sure that tonight we will see what indeed
happens to further amplify this situation.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well it is now
time that we continued on with our show for this evening but first we have a
clip from earlier in the week featuring The Hitmen and Chris Macavedi.
The camera
cuts to Chris Macavedi and The Hitmen in a nightclub here in South Africa but
all doesn't seem to be going well.
[-Chris
Macavedi-]: Hey, boys listen
to me and let me warn you that I am one man that doesn't want anything to do
with that Cell Block dude and I am here to have fun. So if you two want to go on
and beat some people up do it where I can't see but if one fight erupts near me,
Im gonna be blaming you two. Capice?
[-Renegade and
Chrome-]: Sure thing, boss.
The camera
pans back into the arena and back to Raphone and Smith as they comment on what
everyone just saw.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Seems that
trouble is already brewing between this so called team and with Chris Macavedi
being tracked down by Cell Block and with Macavedi old stable leader and current
IHW President Steve Hanger back in IHW it must be hard for Macavedi to decide
where he will hang his hat.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Well at the moment
it seems that he is aligned with The Hitmen but it looked as though they are
questioning Macavedi's loyalty and I wouldn't expect Macavedi to be taking that
lying down.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Nor do I, Noddy
but it is now time for our First Match of this evening to get underway.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Well Actually Mike
I just got a report through that Bryan Fury is having trouble making his way to
the arena tonight due to a Family Emergency and may not be able to make it due
to those family problems so that may put our Main Event Match in Question.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: That is certainly
bad news and we will see how this all develops through the night but it is now
time for the first match of the night in which we will see see Dynamite X v
Christian Monterio in a chain match.
However before
anyone can make their way down to the ring Sweet Dreams begins to play as Steve
Hanger makes his way onto the ramp and holds the microphone up to his mouth and
begins to speak.
[-Steve
Hanger-]: Now we where
scheduled to see a match here but these two have decided to not turn up to the
arena tonight which means 2 things 1) If they fail to show up for Desperate
Measures on Sunday they can consider their IHW contract to be no longer standing
and 2) And we don't have our opening match but thankfully the competitors for
our next match did actually show up tonight so here now we have our Hardcore
Title Contenders Match-Up.
Hanger exits
to the back as we cut down to Mike and Noddy at ringside to continue on.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well instead of a
Chain Match we now have Knux v Cell Block v Nightmare in a Hardcore Contenders
Match in a Trash Can Match only which I by my understanding means that they are
only allowed to used Trash Cans and if they do they will be disqualified from
the match up.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Well Noddy I just
got word that this match is starting backstage behind the curtain instead of the
ring.
Match 1
Hardcore Title
Contenders Match
Trash Can
Match
Knux v Cell
Block v Nightmare
And Indeed
this match has started backstage as the camera's take us there where we can see
that Knux as the advantage over both men as he is wielding a trash can lid and
is swinging it wildly at the heads of the other two competitors. All three men
make their way onto the stage area from behind the curtain and are greeted by
cheers from the fans as being the first sign of action that they have seen live
in the arena tonight. Knux takes the trash can lid and blasts it straight across
the head of Nightmare knocking him on the ground while he ducks a clothesline
from Cell Block and hits a Front Russian Legsweep on Cell Block with his face
smashing into the trash can lid. Knux leaves both men lying as he makes his way
down towards the ring and lifts up the ring apron and starts throwing trash cans
and trash can lids into the ring.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: The early advantage
as certainly gone Knux's way here tonight and if he keeps this up he may be on
his way with a showdown against Rayzor for the Hardcore Title sometime in the
near future.
We cut back to
the ring where Knux has many trash cans scattered in the ring however it seems
he has placed four trash cans together on the mat looking like a raft. Nightmare
is the first to his feet as he is making his way down the ramp and slides into
the ring but he is taken down by a sharp right hand by Knux again. Knux then
moves the trash can raft into close to the turnbuckle as Nightmare is thrown
into the turnbuckles by Knux. Knux the places Nightmare on the turnbuckle and
follows him up there.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Knux looks he
wants to end this early and if he hits this it just may be the way to do it.
Knux has
Nightmare on the top turnbuckle and is looking to take him onto the raft of
trash can's with a suplex however Nightmare is fighting the hold and continues
to fight the hold before he finally breaks free and throws Knux down onto the
trash can raft as he smashes through them however at this time Cell Block as
made it down to the ring and slides in and goes for the cover on Knux
ONE....TWO....but Nightmare breaks it up with a flying leg drop from the top
rope as all three men are sprawled over the raft of trash cans.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: These three men
are all certainly wanting to get a shot at Rayzor but they aren't exactly
showing that they will prove a challenge to Rayzor.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: The punishment they
are enduring now won't be anything compared to that and they need to pick up
their fitness if they are to be a challenge but it looks as though the action is
about to continue.
Nightmare is
the first man to his feet and he is quickly followed by Cell Block but Cell
Block is quickly disposed of on the outside as he decided to charge at Nightmare
and look for a spear but Nightmare caught him and Piledrove him onto a Trash Can
lid as he bounced off and went through the ropes and down to the outside.
Nightmare then takes a Trash Can and stands it upside down as he turns to face
Knux but Knux flies at him looking for a flying clothesline but he is caught by
Nightmare who takes him and powerbombs him onto the Trash Can as his back is
smashes to pieces as he throws him off of the trash can and makes the cover as
the ref drops down and makes the count ONE....TWO...THREE!!!!
Winner of This
Match Via Pinfall and #1 Contender for The Hardcore Title Nightmare.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well maybe
Nightmare could prove he could give Rayzor a run but he will need to be able to
compete in a much more physically intense match up when that time comes but if
he utilizes the shades of brilliance he just showed he could well be a great
superstar here in IHW.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: It certainly is but
we have a House of Horrors Video Package that has been displayed to us here
tonight by our President to highlight just how this match is going to work out.
All attention
turns towards the InsaneTron where we see the Video Package detailing the House
of Horrors Match. (Laughing Clowns are heard in the background of video)
"Barbed
Wire wrapped around the ring ropes to provide fun for all competitors, Fun House
Mirrors attached to all four corners so you can see yourself before crashing
through them, Light Tubes dangling from above to provide fun for all, Pits of
Insulation and Rubbing Alcohol just in case anyone feels like a swim plus all
other hardcore toys that you have come to know and love. Come to Desperate Minds
and watch the IHW Superstars destroy themselves in the house of horrors. Coming
to a PPV Channel this Sunday 27th April 2003."
All attention
drifts away from the InsaneTron as the crowd are silent as we cut down to Noddy
Smith and Mike Raphone.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well I have to
say Hanger has pulled one out of the bag with hat match and I can believe that
it is going to be a classic match up to say the least.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: I personally
haven't seen of anything like that before.
The camera's
cut backstage where Steve Hanger and Miss Lucky are having a disagreement.
[-Miss
Lucky-]: What the hell do
you mean? You mean to tell me that the board has granted Fury time off and he
doesn't get stripped of his World Title and on a PPV I get taken out of the
House of Horrors Match and placed against Cell Block.
[-Steve
Hanger-]: Hey It ain't my
fault. I would love nothing more than to strip Fury of that title but there is
nothing I can do about it and as for the Match you find out later.
Hanger taps
Miss Lucky on the shoulder as he directs her out.
[-Miss
Lucky-]: If I was you Hanger
I wouldn't get to comfy things are about to heat up around here.
[-Steve
Hanger-]: Oh Yeah sure they
will. But I don't see your Mentally Incapable Husband returning anytime soon. I
took personal care of that.
The Camera
cuts out back to Raphone and Smith at ringside.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well we are just
all out of the loop here thanks to Bryan Fury not being here. Seems that he may
indeed be Mr. IHW and things don't function normally without him.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: I certainly agree
with you and that things are certainly confusing but we now have our European
Contenders Match placing Sodium v Alucard v Renegade in a Tables and Cane match
in which to win you must be the only man not to be placed through a table.
Cane's are also provided as an extra incentive.
Match 2
European
Contenders match
Tables and
Cane Match
Sodium v
Alucard v Renegade.
All three men
circle each other in the ring before Renegade explodes and takes Sodium down
with a hard clothesline but he is then taken down from behind by Alucard with a
dropkick as he rolls to the outside as Alucard rips one of the Singapore Canes
that was taped to the turnbuckle and starts to smash it over the back of
Sodium's back as he writhes in pain. Alucard continues his assault until the
cane cracks in half where he just decides to pick up Sodium and takes him back
down to the mat with a Backbreaker as Renegade is taking a table out from
underneath the ring on the outside. He slides it into the ring. Renegade follows
but he is quickly sent to the outside by Alucard with a baseball slide to the
face as Alucard laughs as he sets the Table up in the center of the ring.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: This match could be
over extremely quickly if Alucard looks to get his way.
Renegade is
busted open on the outside as he takes another Table out from under the ring and
and sets it up on the outside as he slides into the ring and see's Sodium be
eliminated by Alucard thanks to a one man Flapjack.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: You certainly
seem on the right track there Noddy as with one elimination down we only have
one more to go before we get a winner.
Alucard
charges at Renegade but Renegade back drops him over the ropes but Alucard
manages to land on the apron and grabs Renegade and looks to take him over and
put him through the table with a reverse Suplex but a Mule Kick by Renegade
Spoils that plan as he takes hold of Alucard and sends him through the table
that is placed on the outside with a Release Front Suplex.
Winner of this
Match via process of Elimination and #1 Contender for the European Title
Renegade.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Seems as though a
good night for the Hitmen tonight Noddy as both men have picked up victories
earning themselves title Contendership's
in the near future.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Certainly is a good
night for both men you are right there Mike but we still are unclear on what is
happening regarding many of the matches at Desperate Measure's.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Noddy you need to
stop worrying as I am sure that by the end of the night we shall have everything
sorted out.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: Let's hope that you
are right about that Mike. Oh Hell
No - A Segment
The
scene opens up in the IHW car park, at the moment it is pretty quite and dismal,
not a person in sight.� The approaching
sound of bass is heard, as Chris Macavedi�s car is seen pulling up into the
arena.� Chris�s car screeches to a halt
as the drivers door swings open and he leaps out of the car � seeming to be in a
happy mood.� He walks around to the back
of the car and pop�s the trunk, lifting out his bag, throwing it over his
shoulder as he slams the trunk shut.�
Heading towards the arena entrance, whistling, Chris is stopped in his
tracks when he hears his name echoing around the car park.
�Chris!�
Chris!� *faintly* Chris!�
Chris
looks around the car park, confused � there seems to be no one inside of it
other than himself.� He shrugs his
shoulders, thinking he must just be hearing things.� Taking three or so steps forward towards the
arena, when he again hears his name being shouted � the voice much louder this
time, they must be closer to him that earlier.
�Chris!�
Chris
turns around for a second time, this time he seems more annoyed.� Dropping his bag down off his shoulders onto
the ground.� Lifting his arms out to the
side.
�Yo�,
who�s calling me?�
Silence�
Chris looks around his surroundings, seeming to have got more frustrated since
he was greeted with nothing but silence.
�I
said who the fuck is calling��
Chris
is interrupted by a right hand straight to the side of the head from behind, not
expecting it Chris stumbles forward, managing to stay to his feet.� He turns around and is met with a crescent
kick, which sends him to the ground.�
Chris lays on his back, standing above him now is Criminal
�What
the Fuck!� are Chris�s immediate words, before Criminal foot is sent
crashing down hard onto his chest, knocking the air out of his
lungs.
�You
surprised to see me, bitch?� Criminal replies, a smile covering his
face as he snaps his boot into the chest of Chris a few times, stopping Chris
who is trying to get to his feet.
�It�s
funny really� I could have sworn I seen you
trying
to pull
the same shit I did to you with Krissi, on my wife this week."
Criminal smile conforming to a look of seriousness, as he rests his boot against
the chest of Chris Macavedi.
�A
really big mistake on your behalf Chris� a REALLY big mistake�
Criminal tells him, drilling his foot into the gut of Chris, who doubles
over.
�See�
I�ve been gone from IHW how long; A week� 2 weeks? And you�re already homing in
on my girl?� Chris attempts to speak, but is cut off by the heel of
Criminal�s boot being driven into his stomach.
�I
didn�t ask you to talk to me� So don�t.�
Just because I no longer have complete control over IHW doesn�t mean I
don�t have complete control over you� and everyone else.� Got that?� Criminal stomps on
Chris�s chest again, Chris letting out a groan in pain.
�Good�
Now Chris, as you can probably tell, I am extremely angry.� Not only with the fact that IHW has been
taken away from me, but with your extremely stupid decision this week in the car
park with Miss Lucky.� Although nothing
happened� I am sickened that you would even attempt to make a pass on my wife�
after mine and your war at Insanity, I started to respect you � your actions
this week, just fucked all that up.� See,
by now Chris you should have learnt that I have an extremely short fuse� even
the slightest thing sends me over the edge.�
And well you� you took the piss this week, which is why Chris� you and me
are no longer cool, in fact we are far from it�� Criminal looks over
both of his shoulders and then back down at Chris.
�Hell�
I ain�t got time to explain this shit to you right now� Criminal
brings his foot into the air, sending it crashing down hard onto the skull of
Chris Macavedi � the shear force of the blow rendering Chris Macavedi
unconscious upon impact.
�So
I�ll talk to you some more about it later� Criminal smiles sickly,
slowly backing away from Chris who has yet to move since his head was stomped
on.� Criminal turns around and quickly
makes his way into the arena, avoiding the security.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: OH MY F*CKING
GOD!!! I think I just saw a Criminal.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: You did, You did
see Criminal.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: I can imagine what
Steve Hanger is going to do once he finds out that Criminal is actually in the
building here.
[-Mike
Raphone-]: Well maybe Miss
Lucky was right in saying that things weren't going to be too comfortable here
for Hanger much longer. But I wonder did she even know it was tonight.
[-Noddy
Smith-]: I'm shocked but we
must get on with the show and this means we know are ready for the last Chance
that AKA has of getting a chance at the World Title.
Match
3
World Title Round Robin - Final Round
AKA v Phillip K Krusha.
Sledgehammer
on a Pole Match
Both
men stand in opposite corners, staring each other down � just moments away
from battling for a shot at the IHW Heavyweight Championship.
The tension in the air is unbelievable, both men seem so focused on the
task in hand that they seem to have forgotten about the thousands of fans which
surround them. The bell is finally
tolled and chaos immediately breaks out when AkA charges across the ring and
sends Phillip Krusha flat to his back with a huge shoulder tackle.
Phillip is quick to get back to his feet, however he is again sent down
to the mat this time with a lightening quick right hand to the temple.
The shot leaves Phillip Krusha �K� dazed and AkA takes this time to
make an attempt at retrieving the sledgehammer from the pole.
Climbing to the second turnbuckle and reaching up towards it, AkA is
stopped by a low blow from Phillip Krusha �K� who is still shaking off the
right hand from just moments ago. Doubling
over in pain, AkA is lifted from the turnbuckle and driven into the mat with a
crucifix powerbomb.
[Mike
Raphone]: Tremendous
powerbomb from Phillip Krusha �K�!
[Noddy
Smith]: AkA just lifted into
the air and drilled into the mat like he was a child � great strength shown
from Phillip Krusha
Phillip
Krusha immediately throws himself over the chest of AkA going for the pinfall
1�2� kickout with authority by AkA. Phillip
rushes to his feet as AkA struggles to climb to his own; Phillip Krusha �K�
grabs hold of AkA by the back of his neck and tosses him through the second
rope. AkA struggles to his feet,
just as he reaches them, Phillip Krusha �K� launches himself over the top
rope and onto the chest of AkA. AkA
however manages to catch Phillip Krusha K in mid air and convert the crossbody
into a Okalahoma suplex.
[Noddy
Smith]: Ouch!
That�s got to hurt!
[Mike
Raphone]: I
think AkA may have just broken Phillip Krusha �K�s back!
Both
men lay on the ground for several seconds, staring up at the arena rafters.
AkA is first to move, crawling over to the apron and using it to pull
himself to his feet. Phillip Krusha
�K� isn�t as quick to his feet, holding his lower back as AkA takes full
advantage and picks up a already folded steel chair.
Tapping it�s ridge against the floor twice, before driving it into the
skull of Phillip Krusha �K� with such power, it sends Phillip straight back
down to the ground.
[Mike
Raphone]: Now
that�s a Chairshot and a half if I ever seen one!
[Noddy
Smith]: The
chair bending over the skull of Phillip Krusha
AkA
drops to his knees, hooking the leg of Phillip Krusha �K� going for the
pinfall 1�2� kickout just before the 3 count can be made.
[Noddy
Smith]: Wow,
2 and �! I�m surprised Phillip
Krusha K was able to kick out of that!
[Mike
Raphone]: Me too, I
thought AkA had the match won for sure.
AkA
kneels above Phillip Krusha �K� � the expression on his face tells it all,
he too is shocked that Phillip Krusha was able to kick out after the chairshot.
AkA climbs to his feet, pulling Phillip Krusha up to his too, rolling him
into the ring under the bottom rope before sliding in himself.
Phillip Krusha K struggles to the ropes in an attempt to climb back to
his feet, AkA snaps a few boots into the ribcage of the struggling Phillip
Krusha before sending a forearm into the chest of Phillip Krusha, knocking the
breath out of his lungs. Phillip
Krusha �K� holds his chest in pain, as AkA Irish whips him into the ropes
and attempts to follow up with a big boot, which Phillip Krusha manages to duck.
AkA turns around and attempts a clothesline, which is also avoided by
Phillip Krusha �K� who hooks the neck of AkA and connects with a huge
neckbreaker. Both men lay flat on
their backs looking up at the arena rafters for a second time in the match.
[Noddy
Smith]: This
match is better than I expected it to be Mike
[Mike
Raphone]: I know Noddy, I
was expecting to have to fight to stay awake this match.
Both
AkA and Phillip Krusha �K� get to their feet simultaneously, stumbling
backwards against the ropes and catching their breath.
AkA is first to strike, catching Phillip Krusha on the chin with a
superkick. The shot echoes around
ringside and Phillip Krusha �K� sways for a few seconds, before dropping
lifelessly to the mat. AkA falls
forward onto the turnbuckle, which holds the sledgehammer.
[Mike
RaPhone]: Holy
Shit! AkA has just kicked Phillip
Krusha �K�s teeth down the back of his throat!
[Noddy
Smith]: This match has to be
over!
AkA
looks back at Phillip Krusha �K� who
has yet to move since the superkick, his eyes then lock on the sledgehammer
overhead. A pleased smile covers
his face, as he climbs onto the second turnbuckle and reaches up onto the pole;
pulling down the sledgehammer to the pleasure of the fans.
[Noddy
Smith]: Things are about to
get ugly Mike�
[Mike
RaPhone]: What?
Is your Mom coming?
[Noddy
Smith]: *glances
evilly at Mike RaPhone* I�ll
pretend I didn�t hear that.
[Mike
RaPhone]: Ha
Ha
AkA
looks down from the second turnbuckle at Phillip Krusha �K� who has stated
to show signs of movement. AkA
tucks the sledgehammer under his arm, the steel top of the hammer resting on his
elbow. AkA shrugs his shoulders and
leaps off the turnbuckle � drilling the hammer straight into the heart of
Phillip Krusha �K� who lets out a loud scream in pain upon impact, doubling
over and holding his ribcage; rolling around the ring in agony.
[Noddy
Smith]: Aghh!
I think I just heard Phillip Krusha�s bones snap with that shot!
[Mike
RaPhone]: Ok, I think the
match is definitely over now.
AkA
rolls onto the chest of Phillip Krusha �K� as the ref drops to his knees and
begins to initiate the count 1�2�3!!
[Noddy
Smith]: No
questions about it, AkA had this match won from the halfway point.
[Mike
RaPhone]: Credit
to Phillip Krusha �K� making it this far though
[Noddy
Smith]: Andy
now is tied on points with Rayzor here in the tournament and now needs Chris
Macavedi to beat Rayzor to keep his chances alive.
[Mike
Raphone]: Well speaking of
that match it is actually up next. But before we get to that we have a little
video footage of the Tournament so far.
VIDEO
PACKAGE OF TOURNAMENT HIGHLIGHTS SO FAR.
[Mike
Raphone]: Well Noddy we are
here at the end of the road for the tournament and fittingly it is in a Steel
Cage. The question remains can Macavedi make his way through and win or will
Rayzor clinch himself a one way ticket against Bryan Fury whenever that may be.
[Noddy
Smith]: And we must not
forget about the disadvantage that Chris Macavedi is in after that attack he
suffered at the hands of Criminal earlier.
[Mike
Raphone]: I don't think
anyone will be forgetting that.
[Noddy
Smith]: Well Mike lets go to
the ring and see what happens.
Match
4
World
Title Round Robin - Final Round
Rayzor
v Chris Macavedi
Cage
Match. (Pinfall Only)
The
cage lowers down around the two men as circle around each other. We can see that
Macavedi has his ribs taped and has had his head stitched up from the earlier
attack by Criminal. The cage has finally lowered as the fans all await for one
man to incite the attack as Macavedi surprisingly launches the first attack but
like a shark after blood Rayzor blocks the right hand by Macavedi and instead of
going for a punch to Macavedi's head he launches his knee into Macavedi's ribs
as Macavedi winches in pain as Rayzor takes him and throws him into the steel
cage. Before dropping a leg over Macavedi's ribs. Rayzor opts to go for an early
pinfall but Macavedi kicks out at one and a half. Macavedi is dragged up by
Rayzor who brings him back down with a Rib breaker before following it up with a
fall away slam. He goes for another cover but Macavedi cradles him
ONE....TWO....Kickout by Rayzor who looks shocked at Macavedi's Cradle. Rayzor
gets up and looks to stomp the ribs of Macavedi but Macavedi catches Rayzor leg
and uses it to propel Rayzor into the unforgiving steel cage.
[Noddy
Smith]: A simple mode of
attack here by Rayzor and that is too work the ribs of Macavedi which Criminal
injured earlier.
[Mike
Raphone]: However he mustn't
underestimate Macavedi as he just found out before.
We
focus our attention onto Rayzor and Macavedi in the ring as they are slugging it
out and Macavedi gets the advantage and drops Rayzor down onto the ground with a
DDT. He rolls him over and goes for a cover ONE....TWO...Kickout by Rayzor.
Macavedi pick him up again and looks for a brainbuster but Rayzor rolls free and
then kicks Macavedi in his injured ribs again as Macavedi is on his hands and
knee's as Rayzor adds insult to injury by dropkicking Macavedi into his ribs as
he rolls onto his back as Rayzor takes advantage and goes for a cover
ONE...TWO...THRE KICKOUT by Macavedi. Macavedi looks incensed as Rayzor laughs
and makes his way towards Macavedi laughing but Macavedi gets a low blow on
Rayzor before using the ropes to get to his feet as Rayzor charges and Macavedi
back drops him into the cage as Rayzor bounches off of the cage and lands on the
back of his neck with a sickening thud.
[Noddy
Smith]: Oh My God!!! That
has to be hurting. These two men are giving their all but Macavedi is fighting a
losing battle.
[Mike
Raphone]: A Bulls eye might
as well be placed on Macavedi's ribs as Rayzor can't help but focus every shot
at those ribs.
[Noddy
Smith]: If Rayzor wins
tonight a big thank you should be attributed to Criminal.
We
turn our attention back into the ring where Macavedi has a cover on Rayzor
ONE....TWO....Kickout by Rayzor. Macavedi brings him up and throws him towards
the ropes as Macavedi goes the other way but both men have the same idea and end
up colliding in the middle of the ring with double clotheslines as suddenly
attention turns towards the entrance way as AKA is seen walking down the ring
with an iron chair. The crowd is wildly behind AKA as he makes his way down to
in front of the cage door.
[Mike
Raphone]: What in the hell
is AKA planning?
[Noddy
Smith]: To hit someone over
the head with that chair.
AKA
uses the iron chair and busts open the cage door lock as he walks in waiting for
both men to get up. Miss Lucky is walking down the ring as AKA is standing
in front of both men with the iron chair ready to swing it at them. Macavedi and
Rayzor both rise up at the same time and AKA swings the still chair knocking
them both down on the ground as Macavedi's arm falls on top of Rayzor as the
referee drops down and makes the count ONE....TWO....THREE!!!!!
Winner
via Pinfall Chris Macavedi.
[Noddy
Smith]: AKA JUST GAVE THE
VICTORY TO MACAVEDI MEANING THESE THREE MEN WILL NOW ENGAGE IN A TRIPLE THREAT
ELIMINATION.
[Mike
Raphone]: Well what is Miss
Lucky doing down there?
Miss
Lucky is in the ring as the camera shows replay after replay of the ending of
the match. All three men are now standing and are having an argument with Miss
Lucky as to what is happening with the World Title Contendership. Suddenly
'Sweet Dreams' echo's over the PA System as Steve Hanger makes his way down to
the ring as all three men and Miss Lucky stand still and quiet as Hanger makes
his way into the ring and grabs the a microphone from ringside and stands in
front of everyone and moves the mic to his mouth and begins to speak.
[-Steve
Hanger-]: Well we have a
little bit of a pickle now don't we. Now as you all saw earlier on The Board of
Control for IHW has given Bryan Fury time off to deal with some sort of problems
but this leaves our Main Event at Desperate Measures in doubt however being a
great mind that I am, I have come up with a plan to solve this problem.
[Mike
Raphone]: See Noddy I told
you that we would have all of this sorted.
[Noddy
Smith]: Ah Shut Up!!!
[-Steve
Hanger-]: Now Miss Lucky
talk care of half of it for me as She signed herself against Cell Block and that
will indeed happen at Desperate Measures. Now as for you other three. As the
Tournament has ended in a 3 way deadlock and we still don't have a Number 1
Contender then this is how things are going to work out. At Desperate Measures
you will all compete in a 3 Fall House of Horrors Match. The First fall will be
for Chris Macavedi's European Title, The Second Fall will be for Rayzor's
International Title and the 3rd and Final Fall will be the fall that decides who
will become the Number #1 Contender for the IHW World Title and when Fury
returns he will defend that title against the #1 Contender and Miss Lucky. So
you all better get Desperate cause on Sunday to win being desperate is the only
way that it can be done.
[Mike
Raphone]: Well OH MY NODDY,
we have finally discovered what will go down for Desperate Measures and I can
say that it is going to be an absolute classic.
[Noddy
Smith]: Well we are
running out of Time Mike so See you all this Sunday Night.
All
of a sudden �Criminal� by Eminem rocks the arena speakers and the fans
leap to their feet in approval as they see Criminal jump out from the
entranceway with a smile covering his face.
Everyone at ringside seems shocked to see Criminal inside the
arena, even his wife Miss Lucky. Criminal
casually strolls up to the edge of the ramp; the same cocky smile covering
his face as he pulls a microphone out of his back pocket and lifts it to
his lips, waiting for the fan�s to quiet down.
[Criminal]:
Sup�
Y�all?! Not much here, just
chillin�� watching my promotion fall to pieces in the hands of an
incapable Australian � no wonder your country is nowhere in the economic
market Steve, you really have no idea how a business works.
I mean for Christ�s who the hell puts AkA, Chris Macavedi or
Rayzor in line for a fucking world title shot?
Can you imagine how fucking pathetic IHW will look with any of them
as champion? Can You�
we�ll be the biggest fucking joke of a federation since XOW.
Hell what�s next� why don�t you just bring back The Egg and
Mystic J, have them main event. Hey,
while you�re on a roll, why don�t you go down to the cemetery and dig
up Surge and have his maggot bitten body thrown around the ring too; I�m
sure that�ll brig up the ratings! Shit
dawg, I�m going to have one hell of a hard time bringing IHW back to
what it was, once I regain power. You�ve
fucked it up beyond belief� we�ve got a roster of what now, 7� if
we�re lucky and only one of them is remotely talented and she�s not
being put to use, I mean� she has to lower herself to Cell Blocks
standards� bitch please, It�s tearing me apart to see everything I
stand for getting fucked up by an god damn Australian.
Seriously, our main eventers are AkA, Rayzor, Chris Macavedi, Bryan
Fury?! � what the hell is going on inside your head.
You can�t just go giving every bitch who gives you head an
immediate push in the fed, these mothafucka�s gotta� earn the right to
fight with the best, not just get the chance to do so, for one night of
oral pleasure. I mean� if
that�s the way things work as far as wrestling goes, no wonder you got
so far in XFW without any ability, it all makes perfect sense now.
You go sucking the presidents cock and get stardom, I have to
fucking fight my way up the rankings to get the top � Sorry Steve,
things don�t work that way here. �The
More You Swallow, The More You Earn� rule is not in operation in IHW �
never has been when I have been in charge and sure as hell isn�t going
to be when I�m not. I�m
currently working on a way to get back into power Steve, trust me� you
can�t win this war. I mean,
I�m meant to be banned from the arena, right? And here I stand in front
of you� listen to me, I�ve been telling you all along Steve - You
Cannot Beat Me!
A
small eruption of cheers echo around the arena, as Criminal bites his
bottom lip � still smiling cockily.
[Criminal]:
Oh,
Chris� I forgot to ask, how�s your head doing?
Chris,
already filled with anger looks like he about to explode.
Criminal laughs a little down the microphone before speaking again.
[Criminal]:
Like
I said Dawg� we�ll talk about the issue some other time, but I can
promise you � if I see you even speaking to her again, I�ll cut your
ball�s off � *Sarcastically*
Capice!. Now ladies
and gentlemen, I really should be going.
So I�ll see you all around some other time � hope you enjoyed
the show, because I know I have!
Criminal
laughs into the microphone again. Looking
down at the ring
[Criminal]:
Lisa�
wanna� go out and get something to eat, all this talking has made me
really hungry.
Miss
Lucky smiles, climbing out of the ring and walking up the ramp to be
greeted by a huge hug from her husband.
[Criminal]:
Remember
Hanger� You can�t beat me!
Are
Criminal�s final words, as he and Miss Lucky leave ringside � Rayzor,
Chris Macavedi, AkA and Steve Hanger all standing in the ring, extremely
annoyed.
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