You walk in, there�s a plush sofa to your right, covered in throw pillows, which can either be heaped on the couch or the bed. There�s a tv across from it, not a large one, however, because it is not meant to be the focus of the room. It�s just there because I felt there should be one. You know, in the highly unlikely event that you�re showering alone and your men are bored. To your left, just past the dresser the tv sits on, is a door. This leads to the bathroom. Inside of the bathroom to the left is a large shower, big enough to fit two or three, but still comfortable with just one. There�s a jacuzzi along the right hand wall, and a toilet and sink in front of you (because you kind of need those). The walls are completely covered in mirrors, like a dance studio. Back out of the bathroom, you turn left again and go deeper into the room. There�s one of those little refrigerators so you can keep whatever cold, like champagne or whipped cream or what have you to your right, alongside a small cabinet that contains wine glasses. To your left is the bed, made up exactly as you want it.
Basic layout is the same, except its slightly more exotic themed. the bed is a black wrought iron four poster, with blood red satin sheets, and a down comforter in a black chenille duvet cover. THe walls are a deeper shade of red,textured, and all of the furniture black.There is black meshish canopy hanging over the entire bed,opening at one place, which is now aimed at the wall. the "secret stash" consists of a pair of black metal handcuffs, a leather cat o'nine tails, four black leather straps, and several different essential oils. A Black corset and leather skirt are hanging in the closet, and three black thongs with a white playboy bunny on them are in the drawer. The lamps are black wrought iron as well, with glass covers of dark cheetah print, keeping the general atmosphere ill lit. Each closet door, as well as the bathroom doors on both sides, have small but very sturdy hooks on the top.
In the mini fridge, there is a bottle of hot damn, a bottle of rum, tequila, a large jar of marichino cherries, a bottle of chocolate sauce, and a few containers of whipped cream. the condom flavors are bubble gum, peach, caramel,chocolate, and tootsie pop :-D In the CD player there is a Nine Inch Nails mix, including "Lapdance", "Closer", and "Head Like A Hole". Also in the 5 disc changer is a Jazz mix, including some Miles Davis, a rap mix with "The Way You Move", "Hot In Herre", "I Do" as some of the tracks, "The Big Ones" by Aerosmith, and a miscellaneous collection of old classic rock. on the shelves are some other mixes, a lot of rap metal.Also, a copy of moulin rouge.
The bathroom is similar themed in dark red and black, with vanilla sented candles everywhere, matching the light scenting on the sheets. The shower is single stall, with a glass door. the Walls around the jaccuzi are mirrored, and have speakers from the bedroom, the rest of the walls are deep red as well. All handles for drawers, as well as the sink, are silver. The toilet is behind a 3/4 wall across the room from the tub. The single light above the tub is on a dimmer, accessible from the seated position in the tub, near the controls for the whirlpool option. there are steps leading into the hot tub, checkered in black and white tile. in the middle of the floor is a white faux-bear rug, similar to the one in the other room in front of the black leather love seat and chaise lounge.
The curtains are long, shiny, and silver in the front room, pulled closed by a black braided rope.
(to be slightly altered, probably)
In the dresser drawer there are 5 boxes of condoms: lime, strawberry, watermelon, bubblegum, and cotton candy. There is a pair of "hottie" underoos with the tags still on, and the matching tanktop. There is also a brand new pair of boxers that say "squeeky" across the butt, with handprints on the cheeks and squeekers built in to the back.
In the bathroom, there is a bottle of bubble bath and a bottle of aspirin under the sink, a bowl full of colorful scented soaps shaped like flowers sits on the edge of the jacuzzi, and a fishbowl with floating flower candles sits on the opposite edge. The towels and bathmat are white with a lily pattern.
In the mini fridge there's a banana, a bag of baby carrots, a can of whipped cream, a jar of cherries, a bottle of hershey's syrup, and a bottle of peppermint schnapps.
The bedsheets are dark forest green, the canopy draped artfully around the bed matches. There are 50 white lilies spread out on the bed, and the pillow shams are made to look like lily pads.
In the closet are two uber-comfy bathrobes, a spare blanket, and a bucket of water to put the lilies in if you wish to remove them from the bed rather than lie among them.
Under the bed there is a coil of rope, a pair of shiny new handcuffs, a broken in riding crop, a dust bunny, a leather catsuit, and a guard sabre.
The lamp on the nightstand is a clapper, the small cd player has a copy of the audience participation version of the RHPS soundtrack in it, but you can always change it to something else, it's a cd, after all. In the drawer of the nightstand is a copy of the kama sutra, a checklist with each position on it, and a pen.
In the top drawer of the dresser is an eye patch and a box of flavored condoms.
In the jacuzzi is a toy replica of the Black Pearl. The towels and bathmat have the jolly roger on them. There's a skull sitting on the edge of the jacuzzi.
In the mini fridge there are 3 bottles of rum, the cabinet next to the fridge is full of jeweled golden pirate-booty goblets.
The bedspread has the Jolly Roger on it, the canopy and curtains are black. The head of the bedframe has one of those pirate ship steering wheels mounted on it, and the foot is shaped like the bow of a ship, with a siren carved on the front.
In the closet you find the red dress from the movie, a Jack Sparrow outfit (complete with hat and wig and fake goatee), and a Will Turner getup.
Under the bed is a coil of rope, a professional theater makeup kit, and a pair of those fencing swords (omg I know they have a name, I can't remember it... foils?) and a pair of cutlasses.
The lamp on the nightstand is a clapper (it's always a clapper. From now on I'm just not going to bother to tell you that. You oughta know). The little cd player has the POC soundtrack in it, and, as always, there is a copy of the kama sutra in the drawer of the nightstand.
There's a tape in the cd player, if you hit play, it will say, (Will's version) "You're a blacksmith, only a blacksmith"...::5 sec pause::..."You forget your place"...."It's in your blood boy, you're going to have to square with it some day"....."You're father was a pirate"
(Jack's version) "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."::pause::"She burned the rum"...."A cannon blew 5 holes in the starboard side of the Pearl today"....
Basic layout same as always, except where the dresser and tv are in the other rooms, there's definitely a small stage with a brass pole. The walls are midnight blue and trimmed with baby blue fur that sparkles. The closet door and bathroom door are strings of beads that resemble waterfalls. The door to the room itself, however, is a real door, for privacy's sake, but the whole thing is covered in the baby blue fur. The carpet is nice long, soft shag that matches the walls.
Other than the twin spotlights on the stage, all light is provided by blue sconces on the walls. There's one above the plush blue sofa, which is across from the stage. There's also one on either side of the bed and one over the jacuzzi.
The covers on the bed are midnight blue with baby blue stitching and leopard print trim. The bed itself is a dark mahogany four-poster, with sheer blue curtains all around. In the closet, there's a glitter blue version of the playboy bunny outfit, complete with ears, tail, and garters. There are also several sets of interesting lengerie to show off on that pole =). One is very similar to those poofy things the fembots wear in Austin Powers.
In the fridge is a bottle of champage, a 2 liter of orange soda, chocolate syrup, a jar of cherries, and whipped cream. There's also a can of that instant-daquiri stuff, where you stick it in the blender with ice cubes. And a blender in the cabinet. There's a small ice bucket sitting on top of the cabinet, full. Closer inspection of the cabinet will reveal a bottle of hard liquor to un-virgin the daquiris with.
The bathroom has the same blue theme. Only the wall next to the jacuzzi is mirrored. The jacuzzi is sunken into the floor. There are blue candles scattered about the whole room, maybe 50 in all. The toilet is in a little corner behind the shower stall. The shower itself has 3 shower heads, one coming out of each wall except the door. It does have the pulse option.
Under the bed is a brand-new bag of tootsie pops, a box of strawberry and a box of watermelon condoms, a pair of handcuffs and a rolled up newspaper. In the cd player is a custom mix including Must's "Freechild" and "Hey Baby", OutKast's "I like the way you move", Aerosmith's "Simoriah", "Seasons of Wither", and "Cheesecake", Cheap Trick's "I want you to want me", and The Police's "Don't stand so close to me", among others.
When you enter the room you go down two small steps. The floor is not made of carpet or hardwood, but sand. The walls are painted the colours of the sunset slowly turning into night which is the star covered ceiling. There is a window on the far side of the room with a window seat. Dark blue, chiffon curtains cover the window. The bed is a small platform bed in the back, right corner of the the room with a bold red and orange stripped bedspread on it. The headboard is a surfboard. Beside the bed is the side table/ mini bar which is disguised as a beach shack. In the mini bar is tequila, pi�a coladas, rum, an assortment of beer, chocolate ice cream, and strawberries. On the top shelf of the "beach shack" are the little umbrellas for the drinks, scented rubbing oil, and condoms. The condom flavors are: pineapple, lime, peach, cherry, vanilla, and orange. The cd player is also located in the "beach shack" which has the Beach Boys' Sounds of Summer in it. Opposite the beach shack is one of those beach huts where you change your cloths. In it is a string bikini, a thong bikini, a coconut bikini, swim trunks, a speedo, a sarong, and beach towels. In the back left corner of the room there is a palm tree and space for a beach fire. The bathroom is in the style of a lagoon. The toilet is located next to the door and is in the shape of an oyster. The bathtub is a shallow pool which starts level with the floor and gradually sinks down to give the illusion of a real lagoon. Hanging down from the ceiling are candle holders in the shape of coconuts. The candles give the the "lagoon" a shimmery effect. This concludes the tour of the Beach Room or Bartlett's room if you would like to call it such. Yes, this room is definitely unique but everyone needs to relax at some time and who doesn't dream of sex on the beach?
Of course all the regular features are present, but the condoms come assorted in strawberry, cherry, blueberry, lime, and lemon (for some bite) flavors.
The bed is a king-sized mahogany four-poster with cranberry red tapestry-like curtains surrounding it. There is no light coming into the room through the matching drapes on the windows, and they are also covered by black remote-control plantation blinds. And you cannot forget the plush carpet, since hardwood wouldn�t be very comfortable if things moved to the floor, now would it?
There are two posters hanging on the walls mounted in lavish oak frames. But not just ordinary posters, they can show you whatever you wish to see. Mind-reading posters, I guess you could say. I know, it sounds far-fetched, but it comes in handy to have a wizard when one wants to bewitch things.
The walls are covered with a regal navy blue wallpaper with a strange design on them and tapestries (Indiana: �This is a castle, therefore you must have tapestries!� love that movie). Just imagine royal-ish pictures on them, like a battle scene or something, since my imagination is failing me at the moment. And from the ceiling hangs a large lead crystal chandelier, which works on a dimmer. The remainder of the lighting comes from red candles floating near the ceiling (compliments of Lucius).
In the enormous boudoir next to the door there is an assortment of gowns, dresses, lingerie, tuxedos, costumes, jewels, anything you can think of that you could wear for a night on the town or a night in.
Attached to the room there is a large bathroom, which has a sunken jacuzzi the size of a baby pool in the center (go big or don�t go at all, they say). The jacuzzi usually has lily pads floating in it with floating candles, and the water smells of jasmine. The bathroom overall has a sort of Indi theme, with elephants tiled into the walls and plush cushions scattered about. The entire room is tiled so that the jacuzzi (with jets, of course) can overflow and not ruin anything. And there are no doubts that it will overflow at some point.
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