Usagi-chan: Welcome to another one of my glorious fanfics! Kyo:snicker Usagi-chan:HEY! Anyway, since christmas time is coming nearer and nearer, i've decided to have the cast of Furuba sing a holiday song! With their own twist of course! Written by me! Kyo:What happened to OUR own twist? Usagi-chan:well if you wrote it, it wouldnt be my fanfic would it? Yuki: Baka-neko. Kyo: GRRR... Usagi-chan: Guy's guy's calm yourselves! Now go dress up in your pretty costumes I made you! Yuki:........--;;; I refuse to touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. Kyo: For the first time I agree with the kuso-nezumi. Usagi-chan- looks evil NOW!!! Yuki and Kyo:runs Usagi-chan:Works every time. Yuki and Kyo come out of the dressing room. Yuki is wearing a short cut elves dress with green pantyhoes and and gurly santa hat. Kyo is in a Santa suit with pillows in the middle to make his stomach look bigger. Yuki: WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DRESS UP LIKE A WOMAN???? Usagi-chan: Because your such a kawaii nezumi!!!!!!!!! Kyo: --;;; I look fat.... Usagi-chan and Yuki: --;;;;;;YOUR SUPPOSED TO, YOUR SANTA! Kyo: well Yuki, what a nice dress! Where did you get it? Tranvestites R- Us?? Yuki: THATS IT!!!begins to fighttrips on high heels Kyo:HA HA HA Usagi-Chan: Okay lets start the song!
Yuki: On the first day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me, a curse for eternity.
Kyo: On the second day of Chistmas Haru gave to me,two squeaky mice.
Yuki: And a curse for eternity.sigh
Shigure: On the third day of Christmas Mi-chan gave to me, three writing deadlines.
Kyo: Two squeaky mice.kills them
Yuki: And a curse for eternity.
Haru: On the fourth day of Christmas Kisa gave to me, four cow bells.
Shigure: Three writing deadlines*snores*
Kyo: Two squeaky mice*chews*
Yuki: And a curse for eternity. "Damn."
Tohru: On the fifth day of Christmas, Uo gave to me, five picture frames.
Haru: Four cow bells."Ring Ring."
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. balances pencil on nose
Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "DIE!"
Yuki: fixes skirt And a curse for eternity.
Momiji: On the sixth day of Chirstmas Kyo gave to me, Six school boy uniforms.
Tohru: Five picture frames. "Mom.."
Haru: Four cow bells. "Moo."
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *thinks up excuses*
Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "Kuso nezumi!"
Yuki: yawn And a curse for eternity.
Hatori: On the seventh day of Christmas Kana gave to me, seven melting snows..
Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "Waaa!!"
Tohru: Five picture frames!falls "OH NO MOM!"
Haru: Four cow bells. "I'm getting tired of all these cow jokes! turns black"
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *whistles innocently*
Kyo: Two squeaky mice. *Takes off Santa Hat and jumps on it*
Yuki: inhales And a curse for eternity.
Ritsu: On the eighth day of Christmas Ayame gave to me, Eight confidence boosts.
Hatori: Seven melting snows. "It's water I tell you!"
Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "tear KYO HATES ME!"
Tohru: Five picture frames! "Its okay mom!"
Haru: Four cow bells. Runs from dairy man.
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *Twirls pencil in between fingers*
Kyo: Two squeaky mice. " I rather chew up the real thing!"
Yuki: falls And a curse for eternity.
Ayame: On the ninth day of Christmas Shigure gave to me, nine Christmas kisses!
Ritsu: Eight confidence boosts." I'M SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU AYAME!!"
Hatori: Seven melting snows. *transforms into seahorse and goes in the WATER made from melted snow*
Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. "BUT I LIKED MY SKIRT!"
Tohru: Five picture frames! *hides them from Tohru* *Tohru-dies*
Haru: Four cow bells. "NO!! ITS BOSTON MARKET!"
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer....."
Kyo: Two squeaky mice."Damn you all"
Yuki: "At least you don't have to say my line" And a curse for eternity.
Kisa: On the tenth day of Christmas Hiro gave to me, Ten Tohru clones. (A.N:GOD HELP US ALL)
Ayame: Nine Christmas kisses. "Shigure, not in front of the children!"
Hatori: Seven melting snows. *gives up and makes spring*
Momiji: Six school boy uniforms. *throws them out and wear's his girl one*
Tohru: Five picture frames! "Oh mom, look, you have a smudge on you takes napkin and wipes THATS BETTER"
Haru: Four cow bells. *retires*
Shigure: Three writing deadlines. *finally writes*
Kyo: Two squeaky mice. "IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE??" Everyone: -_-;;;;;
Yuki: does big dance number finale AND A CURSE FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Usagi-chan: Now that wasnt too bad was it?? Kyo and Yuki: -_-;;;;;;;;;; yes...... Usagi-chan: Oh get over it! Untill next time! Kyo: If there is a next time takes out bat Usagi-chan: gotta go runs as running AS LEAST YOU HAD PRETTY CLOTHES! Kyo and Yuki: runs faster
