My webcam is used on two occasions. When a certain someone wants to see me, and when people are at my house and want pictures of themselves. Thats the only practical use of a webcam, taking pictures. I still don't use it for that, I took a picture that I liked of myself a couple months ago, I havent changed. Besides, if I want to take pictures of myself thats why someone invented the digital camera.
Ok so i've decided why I hate webcams but what pisses me off the most about them. I hate when i'm in a good mood and turn on the peice of shit and all people do is piss me off even more. It all starts with asking me to click accept and invite you into my home to watch me. That pisses me off, go watch your dog shit in your backyard its going to be more exciting then watching a greasy teenage boy secretly look at porn pretending he's smiling at someone else.
Then, you've decided you want to watch me, but i'm not good enough so you tell me that your bored. do something interesting. Assholes. If i'm so boring why did you make me go on this thing in the first place. So I turn if off, only to realize this will just piss me off even more. Luckily I now get to enjoy the ignorance of this persons obviously statements. HEY I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE!!. . . . 2 Things I have to say to that.
1. NO SHIT
2. I'm boring who cares?
Webcams are stupid. I hate them. Especially when people want me to watch them. Why? I don't care what your doing, i'm not going to be watching your webcam while I could be doing much more important things like my porn. If your hot and have large boobs i'll be glad to sit back and stoke myself watching you. But if your just some pre pubescent 13 year old girl suffering from pms, I'd rather watch some indian dance around a burning heap of garbage. God I hate Indians, but thats another story. . .
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