Hi excuse me, why do you have chocolate loonies hanging around your neck, and what is with the basketball gangster clothing? I almost thought you were black, to bad your skin is the colour of my shit! Why do Indians take every god damned welfare check the government sends them and buy clothes that piss me off? You don't play basketball and your lower then a rapper. Fucking rappers, that will definatly be a different story!
Why are you all fat? You dress like your a sports superstar, does it hurt to play a sport or two? Maybe if you stopped eating your beef jerkey and stealing our beer it would be alot easier. Hah beer. Liquor. Listerine. I don't care just please for the love of god. . . I need to take a break from writing.
When I get my millions of dollars in donations for making such an awesome website, i'm going to buy the indian reserve and install running water. Seriously, you all smell like a community shower that lacks in the shower part. Why do you always have to sit next to me on the train? There are so many other seats, why do I have to suffer through your smell?
Homeless people. Last time I checked, one out of every 3 homeless people was an Indian. Why the hell can't you be homeless with everyone else on your reserve instead of sleeping where my holy feet walk everyday. Maybe if you people weren't so stupid, stopped your little powwows and got a damn job we wouldn't have this problem.
So I go to work the other day, i'm told theres a new guy working there. I go downstairs, his name is Jim Littlehorn. Great, I work with a fucking Indian, I take back my advice on getting a job. Oh best part, I play a role in his training. So I get to spend a day with some smelly, dumb as a post, loser Indian standing behind me ready to stoke my hair or slap my ass or something gay. I was very pissed off.
Oh did you notice the guys name? Jim Littlehorn. Why are your names so retarded. Heres more examples, Kelsey Over The Mountain, Cheif Crowfoot. Wtf is that bullshit? Hey i'm named after a birds foot! Right on lets go celebrate by inhaling some gasoline! I gave myself an Indian name. Jeff Isn't A Fucking Indian Therefore Showers On A Regular Fucking Basis. Assholes.
Wow it rocks being white and having the right to put down Indians. But I do beleive you get my point. I do hate indians, and you all hate them aswell i'm just the only cool one with a website to complain about it on. Shit I hate how i started my "but thats another story thing." I can't fucking think of one. Dammit! Fine. I Hate The "Just Let It Melt" Commercials. Theres your other fucking story. God dammit. I need to go wash myself, all this Indian talk made me feel dirty.
