I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy...

So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy...
So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy...
So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And I began to tell the story that went something (if only something...like this...) I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And so after telling my short tale, he told me "Son, we don't your type in the navy... you are going to need to see W..." *plays hail to the king on mini accordion that I bought off eBay...* So I walked into this big building with a bunch of guys standing around in suits. So I into the office marked "W"...and I see the president playing on his own personal ddr arcade when he saw me he told me to come see out tax dollars at work so while we were playing ddr he asked me why I was sent to him.. and I told him well W...it went down like this I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And I began to tell the story that went something (if only something...like this...) I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And so after telling my short tale, he told me "Son, we don't your type in the navy... you are going to need to see W..." *plays hail to the king on mini accordion that I bought off eBay...* So I walked into this big building with a bunch of guys standing around in suits. So I into the office marked "W"...and I see the president playing on his own personal ddr arcade when he saw me he told me to come see out tax dollars at work so while we were playing ddr he asked me why I was sent to him.. and I told him well W...and after my story  he said son we can't have that in this fine country...so after one last game I left, being kicked out of the U.S. I was now in Japan. I was thrilled when I found a Japainein (Japan-E-N) that spoke a little English, so I gladly told him the story of how I got there, I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And I began to tell the story that went something (if only something...like this...) I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And so after telling my short tale, he told me "Son, we don't your type in the navy... you are going to need to see W..." *plays hail to the king on mini accordion that I bought off eBay...* So I walked into this big building with a bunch of guys standing around in suits. So I into the office marked "W"...and I see the president playing on his own personal ddr arcade when he saw me he told me to come see out tax dollars at work so while we were playing ddr he asked me why I was sent to him.. and I told him well W...it went down like this I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And I began to tell the story that went something (if only something...like this...) I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So I told him that it all began when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" So I having told the story once or so before I told him that I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. The one of the workers came out and was all like "What are you doing?" I looked at him, and after a rather long stare down I told him, It all started one day when I was walking to school one day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my dad comes in, "What's the deal son?" Said he to I, and so from I to he I told him I was walking to today day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... so I told them both that I was walking to school this morning and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by a local bum and he asked why ya so down? So I began to tell him that I was walking to school t'day and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle! So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said he could see me. He waved me closer, "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" said he, well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I began, well sir it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by him calling me youngster but once I got over that I told him that it all started this morning when I was walking to school and I got behind these two girls and they were talking about purple ivy. So when I got to school I asked my teacher. What's Purple Ivy? and she went bright red and got VERY mad...she said "I'm not going to have that in my class go to the principle!" So I walked down the long, dark hall with lockers on each side and the multi-colored floor panels. Until I came to the big black door with the fogged window that said "Principle" across the top. I walked in and took a seat until he said you could see me. Then you waved me closer, and said "What trouble are you causing now youngster?" Well needless to say I was dumfounded by you calling me youngster but once I got over that I told you, so what's purple ivy? Look kid, he said, I wont have any of that in my school, I'm going to have to ask you to leave and not come back. So I started my long walk home, there was about three feet of snow on the ground and my stylish black chucks we wearing thin. I passed by the local bum and he asked "why ya so down?" So I get home I saw my mum and she was all like WWWEEEEEEEE...I mean uh...What are you doing home so early, and I saw a small rodent that sounded like he had a bit of helium in him... She was taken back and said that I would hav'ta talk to my dad to go upstairs and wait for him, and the whole way up the stairs I could hear the story "OMG...so I saw this guy in a wheelchair and he was goin really really fast and he was like..." Anyway, about a hour later my you came in,  "Well Son" he started, "I'm not having this in my house...get out." So now I'm eating boogers out of KFC/A&W trash cans. He was a little freaked out and just left me alone. It was several months later, when I finally got fed up with life, so I joined the navy to "Accelerate My Life." So fresh out of boot camp, I was sitting on my bunk talking to one of the older more learned seals. So we were talkin and he was all like "So how'd ya come to join the Navy?" I told him and he said I should see the Drill Sergeant which is just what I did. So the next morning I saw him and when I walked into the office he said to make it swift because he was in a hurry. So after telling him my short story I asked, what's purple ivy? He said I would need to speak with the commanding officer, so that afternoon I saw him. I approached him and saluted "At ease" said he," "Tell me, why is it you have been sent to me?" And so after telling my short tale, he told me "Son, we don't your type in the navy... you are going to need to see W..." *plays hail to the king on mini accordion that I bought off eBay...* So I walked into this big building with a bunch of guys standing around in suits. So I into the office marked "W"...and I see the president playing on his own personal ddr arcade when he saw me he told me to come see out tax dollars at work so while we were playing ddr he asked me why I was sent to him.. and I told him well W...and after my story  he said son we can't have that in this fine country...so after one last game I left, being kicked out of the U.S. I was now in Japan. I was thrilled when I found a Japainein (Japan-E-N) that spoke a little English, so I gladly told him the story of how I got there, He came back rather mad with two of his thug friends...Too Be continued