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| THE BUS SONG (to the tune of the party song by blink 182) Do you want to come to any orgy with Ricky Meet him in the back of the bus at 7:30 After inspection, we�ll have fun with freshmen Playing bad music with Travis Martin They�ll sit on our laps While we rub their backs They�ll stroke my facial hair Even though I know I won�t get anywhere harmonca harmonca harmonca Won�t get anywhere harmonca harmonca harmonca And then I saw her standing there, with biber and braided hair She wasnt wearing underwear At least I pray that I might get her done before Graduation , Maybe I�ll have some fun, But that night I learned some girls don�t like apes harmonca harmonca harmonca some girls dont like apes harmonca harmonca harmonca Some girls dont like apes Cause they�re nasty and irate They cant get a date with anyone theeee--eee-eir own age harmonca harmonca harmonca some girls dont like apes harmonca harmonca harmonca These girls won�t give head, I wish I were home jacking off in bed Instead of here in the bus Where I can�t even cuss Cause scary gary�s sitting next to me harmonca harmonca harmonca sitting back with me harmonca harmonca harmonca sitting back with me. |
| Cousin Lovin (to the tune of Summer Lovin) Cousin lovin had me a blast Cousin lovin happened so fast Met a boy related to me Met a girl who�s my mother�s niece Cousin lovin we knew it�s wrong But oh, she looks great in a thong Wella, wella, wella... uh Tell me more, tell me more Did he get in your pants? Tell me more, tell me more Did she look like your aunt? Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah He ran by me, no shoes on his feet She walked past me, she had no teeth His clothes were tight, from the eighties Her hair was dirty, not brushed in a week Cousin heat, relatives meet, and oh, have fun in the backseat Wella, wella, wella... uh Tell me more, tell me more Did the neighbors know? Tell me more, tell me more Did she give a good blow? Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah We�ve know each other our whole lives Now she�s gonna be my wife We made out in the cowfield With some moonshine that was steeled Cousin lovin was so cool, by the above ground pool Wella, wella, wella... uh Tell more, tell me more Is there still illict love Tell me more tell me more Is another relative involved Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh yeah The police found out, that�s where it ends So I told her we�d still be cousinsssssssssss Then we made love in the doublewide Now our children have three eyes Cousin lovin, the feeling still lingered So I took her on Jerry Springer |
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