The game: Sex Scrabble courtesy of Bryan
The phrase: 'Sniggles Mc Puff'
And the Rhyme:
Midnight bowling every Saturday night in Cary.
A tradition was started with just a pen and paper.
The boys made rhymes.
Sometimes it was the other head talking.
But maybe that's what made this funny.
W- is Erik (my b/f)
P- is Po (friend, his g/f Laura was sick and wasn't there)
B- is Bryan (friend)
S- is Stacy (noone important.)
K- Ken
W 'Cause it's Ken
P Look like he's ten!
W How the hell did he manage that?
P Why the hell is Po so fat?
W But he's trying to get thin, the Jared way
P And just like Jared, he's really gay.
B And with himself he loves to play
W He's nothing though, just look at Kevin.
P He's in jack of heaven.
W And then he goes to hell
S Holy fuck he really does smell
B This rhyming stuff can lick my ball
P That's cause your penis is... small?
W I guess he's never be a *cough* star.
P Crappy poetry only gets you so far
W So does being able to twist like a pretzel.
P You have to if you wrestle.
W But do you have to practice to "It's Rainin' Men?"
B Erik can suck my pen.
P The scenery here is good.
W I'm trying not to get wood.
P Well I'm already passed that stage
W Too bad most of them would get you shot with a 12-guage.
W Damn jailbait,
P I'd go to jail to passed that tail gate.
S But I thought I was enough for ya'll.
P I suppose you are so get on my ball
S Oh Po! Just like the other night.
P Go to my mistress, I just might.
S Ever better would be a love scene with Yoda!
W Even better with a cold cream soda.
P I wanna get some tonight.
W That is so damn right.
S How about a big huge orgy.
P Sounds good as long as you don't invite georgie.
S I really could use some chicken.
B Erik need some ficken.
B She wants to hold my sniggle.
P When you pulled it out she had to giggle.
W "I don't think I need this large a sweater."
B If you let Erik try the money shot's you'd do better.
S Hey Bryan, I have no luck, share some of yours then.
P My room looks like a pig pen.
S No that's when Singleton inhabited it.
W Yeah well, Singleton's a dumb shit.
B Yeah Erik that really sucks.
B Erik fucks fucks fucks
W Stacy's as talkative as Ducky.
P She's pretty loud when making Fucky.
W Well, at least she's not sedentary.
S Bryan and Po had a threesome with the secretary.
W Didn't they fire him immediately after?
P Yeah, then found his cum soaked boxers on the rafter.
W He tried to blame it on the mail girl, Margie.
P They didn't buy it, he was hung largly.
W "fine then, just give a burger."
P W and Zak had a little "merger"
K With all the NYUH NYUH
W Well, duh.
Then time basically ran out on bowling.