| This is Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine. He also can been known as Skeet, or Skeety, or Skeeto, or Skeetwekgh;sadlghka. He has many nicknames. What a devil, that skeeter! Skeeter has a special feature about him. He has blue skin. Not dark blue, light blue. And he has the coolest lightning bolt tee-shirt. I wish i had one of those. It appears that my death threats to the Gap did not work, because i havent been getting any in the mail. Oh well. Skeeter also can honk his nose on command. That is a talent that i wish i had. I mean, just imagine that. You could honk on command! That would be fucking awesome. Skeeter is Dougs best friend and closest companion. That makes him God's assistant. He also wears kneepads (see above picture). |
