| Porkchop, like Doug, is the essance of cool. Hes a leen, mean, fighting machine! He is also the best character on Doug besides Doug himself. He can do anything a human can and he can do it ten times better! While most dogs play fetch, porkchop plays strip poker. He also guides Doug through his many adventures. He even videotaped Doug's first sex experience! Just kidding....Doug is a grade A virgin! (even though he wants to lose it to Patti heh heh heh go Doug!) Porkchop even won the pet talent show! What a cool dog! i wish i had a dog like porkchop, although i would change his name to Ignobo. |
