| This hottie is named Patti Mayonaise. She is Doug's crush. Doug loves Patti. Patti is liked by Doug. If you were Patti, then Doug would like you. If you were Doug, however, then you would like Patti! Patti has a very annoying souther accent. It is an amazing turn-off. It is squeaky, and rough. I want to rip off my ears whenever i hear it. This doesn't make Doug any worse of a show, however. Patti is usually the victim in Dougs fantasy, but is always rescued. I like ponies. In one crazy scheme, Doug hancuffed himself to patty and "lost" the key. oh! that crazy Doug!!! However, his attempt to seduce and have sex with her ultimatly failed, as the handcuffs exploded into flowers and shit like that. Oh well, get her next time Doug! |
