| This is Doug. He is God. He is the main character of the show. He is the essance of cool. If you think you are cooler than Doug, you should throw yourself out of a window, because you are not cooler than doug. Doug is inlove with a girl named Patti Mayonaise. I think its because her last name is a condomant, but not many people agree. Doug wants to "mack" it with her, but fails every time. For some reason, whenever he goes near her, evil hearts of doom start appearing and popping over his head. He is to ashamed of the evil hearts of doom to "mack" it with Patti. Doug also has fantasies. No, not sexual fantasies, get your minds out of the gutter. Well, he does have sexual fantasies, but he as other ones as well. He transforms himself in to "Quailman" and "Smash Adams" and "Gerald, the sex machine". Oh shit, sorry, that last one was mine. There are other fantasies, but i don't want to say them, you will have to find them for yourself! Some people think doug has a big nose, if i find those people, they won't be very happy. Doug's nose perfects his face, and balances out his small eyes. If you think you are a bigger fan of Doug than me, you are wrong. I bet you have never even met Doug in real life! Losers. |
