| Meet Bud Dink. He a zany scatterbug. A silly goose. A wild monkey. A broken condom. Actually he's not a broken condom, thats discusting!#@#!@#! Anyway, he's Doug's next door neighbor. Since Mr. Dink has no friends, he decides to befriend young Doug. He has a wife named Tippy who never smiles, i think that she wants to divorce Bud. Mr. Dink's arch rival is Chester, a fish who stole his wallet 20 years ago. Mr Dink eventuall bests Chester, but feels bad and lets him back in the water. Again i will say it....Oh what a zany guy! Bud gives Doug plenty of useless advice throughout his useless life. They don't have any kids, I wonder why? |