The "I Cut My Nose Shaving" Club
One day when I was shaving
I cut my nose and it started bleeding
Then I thought of this kid that I knew
His name is Jpod and it happend to him too

Right before we took our ACT's
He had a bandage just above his teeth
It was right on his nose he would say,
"I cut my nose when I was shaving today!"

I think back to the one minute
I failed that test "ah damnit"
But anyways as I was saying
We got together and we created...

The I cut my nose shaving club
Lyrics and Music By Matt Stroozas
The story behind the song:
First off, yes, the song is all true.  It's basically all sumed up in the song: the ACT part is true, Jpod really cut his nose, and yes i failed it.  Anyways, I, Strokin' Stroozas, found out later on that cutting one's nose was possible, even though I do not recall exactly how I accomplished this difficult feat.  Maybe someday you too, my friend, will accidently cut your nose shaving and become a part of this glorious club.
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