| Strokin' Stroozas Blues |
| Lyrics by Matt Stroozas & Kyle Boisjoli |
| I woke up this mornin with a hard-on on my lap I couldn't resist, so I gave it a little smack Pretty soon i couldn't stop this was way too bitchen But what did i hear, it was my mom comin' from the kitchen This felt way too good, it was too late to stop Thank God she came in w/ a big mop I got the Strokin' Stroozas blues I know exactly what to do I was sittin' at home just as bored as can be just sittin' around and watchin TV when all of a sudden i saw some lady doin' a dance and pretty soon i saw a big bulge in my pants I looked to the right, looked to the left then 2 seconds later I had to clean up my mess Now later on that day, I had to go to the dentist Man you won't believe the looks of his apprentis She had pretty blue eyes and nice blonde hair man she looked fine I couldn't help but stare My eyes poped out and you know the rest I choked my chicken underneath the X-ray vest Now the other day at school I was sittin at my desk It was a Friday afternoon in the middle of a test My mind started to wander and before I knew my eyes were fixed on this foxy girl named Sue I wanted to go home now 'cause I knew just what to do I needed to pull a Stroozas 'cause now I've got the blues too |
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