Larry: That was odd.
Lemmy: King Dad�s wacky�
They all grabbed the newspaper and looked at the front page�
Ludwig: Mountain of gold available for keeps! Today!
Wendy: There�s some kind of tiny print�
Iggy: Important note: 1 inch in height�gold is NOT real.
Roy: Oh man�.King Dad fell for a lame trick like that.
Wendy: King Dad went to get a miniature mountain!
At the site of the �mountain��
Goomba: (Oh my gosh! Someone actually came?!?) Hello sir�umm�I shall lead you to the mountain.
Bowser: Where is it? It should be visible by now!
Goomba: Umm�lets just say�it's smaller than your average mountain�
Bowser: Exactly how much smaller?
They stop at a one-inch tall piece of gold.
Goomba: THAT small.
Bowser: Grrrrr���
Goomba: Whoa! Calm down sir! I�ve never seen that shade of red before�I think�
Bowser fries the Goomba and goes back to the castle�
Wendy: Umm�Daddykins?
Iggy: Hey, King Dad! You forgot about that tiny print�
Bowser: What tiny print?
Morton: The very tiny, small print which indicates that the person is up to something or that there is a con of some sort going on, waiting for a gullible person to fall for it like a sucker and also-
Ludwig blinks.
Bowser: Did you just call ME a gullible sucker?!?
Morton: Uhh�no, nuh uh, nopers, SIKE, I doubt it, did not, no senor-
Larry looks surprised.
Lemmy: Why?
Larry: King Dad fell for a dumb trick�
Roy: Its not the first time�
Bowser: MORTON, ROY, LARRY!!! DUNGEON!
Roy: Darn�
Larry: Aww man.
Morton: Rats, shoot, drat, this stinks-
Moral: Don�t get psyched out. Read the fine print, dodo-head!
Bowser: Did the author just call me a dodo-head?
Uhh�.yeah.
Bowser: HEY!!!!!!
THE END (Ha ha ha ha!)
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