| Iggy's Castle Survivor! | ||||||||||||||
| Written by: Dani and Crazkoopa | ||||||||||||||
| The Beginning of Something Big | ||||||||||||||
| At long last, Season Summer was finally upon the Mushroom Kingdom! However, it didn�t come in with as much a �bang� as typically expected. We begin our story in the courtyard of Iggy�s Castle, where Iggy was holding a small get-together to welcome in the new season. He is speaking to two of his closest friends, Kingdom hero Dani and her friend, Crazykoopa. Iggy: I don�t think this party is going too well. Dani: Nonsense! I think it�s going great! I mean, the music�s excellent; the guests are having a great time� She gets cut off by a loud scream of �CHEESE!� and a crash. Dani: �Mario especially� And the food�s beyond belief! Iggy: We have Princess Peach to thank for that! Crazykoopa: Yeah, the food�s good, but there�s no crumb cake! How can you have a party without crumb cake!? Dani: Hmm� Loads of sugar, a mess of people, and rambunctious music? Crazykoopa: � Sounds good to me! The song goes from a slow, calm beat to a more rocking tune. Dani giggles, having had a few pieces of the Sweet Shroom Cake. Dani: I think it�s dance time! Iggy: Have a good time� I�d dance, but I have two left feet. Crazykoopa: Well I have a left foot and a right foot and I�m gonna try! Iggy grins at his two friends. They never ceased to make him laugh� or at least grin. Dani walked off to talk to her parents, Luigi and Princess Daisy. Crazykoopa began to talk about the tennis season to Iggy. Crazykoopa: So, how�s the Castle League faring in the tournaments? Iggy: Very well, I have to say. Soon enough, the guests at the party start to grow bored. Morton: I�m bored, uninterested, tired of something, bored stiff� Larry: Morton, shut up! Luigi: I have to agree with Morton, though. It is kinda boring now� Dani: Then we need to come up with something to do. Roy: Thank you, Miss Obvious! Dani: Just doin� my job. Crazykoopa: How about the �See Who Can Eat the Most Crumb Cake� game? Mario: CHEESE! Morton: I one time watched, saw, was spectator, monitored a television show that was called, named, went by, titled �Survivor.� It was about� Roy: Morton, be quiet or I�ll make you! Princess Daisy stood up. When she did, all the boys looked directly at her. Peach huffed. Daisy: No, Roy. He may be onto something. Go on, Morton. Roy: Just make it snappy! Morton: It was about people who were stranded, stuck, marooned on a deserted, abandoned, uninhabited, isolated, remote island and the person who was left at the end won a prize, reward, gift� Roy had taken all he could stand and taped Morton�s mouth shut. Luigi: A reality show, eh? That sounds� interesting. Bowser: Especially the whole winning a prize thing! Dani: That would be a great idea for a party game! A spin-off of Survivor! Iggy: Yeah� Lemmy: �It does sound like fun. Ludwig: But why settle for it being just a party game? I hear that people who go on television shows such as that get paid a lot of money for participating. If we could broadcast this on television� Bowser: Great idea, Ludwig! Then there�d be more money for ME! Mario: CHEESE! Morton: MMMMPH! Crazykoopa: Someone�s been hanging around Wario too much lately. Larry finishes Ludwig�s statement. Larry: Everyone would benefit because everyone would receive a prize, small or whatever. It�s almost like when you plant a flower and the ladybugs eat all the nasty insects that would typically make that flower lunch! Roy: Oh geez, don�t you start going Mortonish! Bowser: Then it�s settled! We�ll start a reality show and broadcast it on television! Everyone cheers at the idea of being on television� and the thought of getting paid to play a game. However, Ludwig spoiled the excitement. Ludwig: Wait! We can�t start a show just like that! First we�ll need a setting for it, and then we�ll need contestants, a show host, a camera crew, and a time slot on a television channel to broadcast our show on! Iggy: That�s gonna cost� Lemmy: �A lot of Coins! Peach: I can handle the payment. Bowser: So can I. Ludwig: Then you two can split the costs in half. Now then, we�ll need a setting. Larry: Oh! We can set our show in Grass Land! I know where there�s a place that�s completely isolated! Ludwig: Grass Land it is. Now we need contestants. Dani: How about everyone who�s here? Ludwig is about to speak, but Daisy cuts him off. Daisy: Don�t worry about the rest. I know of a good station for us to broadcast our show on. Peach: �In Sarasaland. The princesses are about to fight, but Crazykoopa makes a suggestion. Crazykoopa: Hey! How about Princess Daisy broadcasts on Sarasaland television, and Princess Peach broadcast it on Mushroom Kingdom television? Then it�d be all over Plit! The princesses nod their heads in agreement� for once. Everything was worked out. They decided to wait until that following Firstday to begin the show. So all they could do for now was wait� |
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| You are about to witness the most unusual thing to ever be displayed in Iggy's Castle Library. A story of epic--and more often than not hilarious or even pointless--proportions. This is a story determined to rattle your house walls--with laughter. This is the story of Iggy's Castle Survivor. | ||||||||||||||
| Go to Prologue Part II: Plans and Set-Ups. Go on to Week One. |
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| Go back to the Library. Go back to the Castle Grounds from here. |
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