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    Iggy's Castle Survivor!
       Written by: Dani and Crazkoopa
The Beginning of Something Big
At long last, Season Summer was finally upon the Mushroom Kingdom! However, it didn�t come in with as much a �bang� as typically expected. We begin our story in the courtyard of Iggy�s Castle, where Iggy was holding a small get-together to welcome in the new season. He is speaking to two of his closest friends, Kingdom hero Dani and her friend, Crazykoopa.

Iggy: I don�t think this party is going too well.

Dani: Nonsense! I think it�s going great! I mean, the music�s excellent; the guests are having a great time�

She gets cut off by a loud scream of �CHEESE!� and a crash.

Dani: �Mario especially� And the food�s beyond belief!

Iggy: We have Princess Peach to thank for that!

Crazykoopa: Yeah, the food�s good, but there�s no crumb cake! How can you have a party without crumb cake!?

Dani: Hmm� Loads of sugar, a mess of people, and rambunctious music?

Crazykoopa: � Sounds good to me!

The song goes from a slow, calm beat to a more rocking tune. Dani giggles, having had a few pieces of the Sweet Shroom Cake.

Dani: I think it�s dance time!

Iggy: Have a good time� I�d dance, but I have two left feet.

Crazykoopa: Well I have a left foot and a right foot and I�m gonna try!

Iggy grins at his two friends. They never ceased to make him laugh� or at least grin. Dani walked off to talk to her parents, Luigi and Princess Daisy. Crazykoopa began to talk about the tennis season to Iggy.

Crazykoopa: So, how�s the Castle League faring in the tournaments?

Iggy: Very well, I have to say.

Soon enough, the guests at the party start to grow bored.

Morton: I�m bored, uninterested, tired of something, bored stiff�

Larry: Morton, shut up!

Luigi: I have to agree with Morton, though. It is kinda boring now�

Dani: Then we need to come up with something to do.

Roy: Thank you, Miss Obvious!

Dani: Just doin� my job.

Crazykoopa: How about the �See Who Can Eat the Most Crumb Cake� game?

Mario: CHEESE!

Morton: I one time watched, saw, was spectator, monitored a television show that was called, named, went by, titled �Survivor.� It was about�

Roy: Morton, be quiet or I�ll make you!

Princess Daisy stood up. When she did, all the boys looked directly at her. Peach huffed.

Daisy: No, Roy. He may be onto something. Go on, Morton.

Roy: Just make it snappy!

Morton: It was about people who were stranded, stuck, marooned on a deserted, abandoned, uninhabited, isolated, remote island and the person who was left at the end won a prize, reward, gift�

Roy had taken all he could stand and taped Morton�s mouth shut.

Luigi: A reality show, eh? That sounds� interesting.

Bowser: Especially the whole winning a prize thing!

Dani: That would be a great idea for a party game! A spin-off of Survivor!

Iggy: Yeah�

Lemmy: �It does sound like fun.

Ludwig: But why settle for it being just a party game? I hear that people who go on television shows such as that get paid a lot of money for participating. If we could broadcast this on television�

Bowser: Great idea, Ludwig! Then there�d be more money for ME!

Mario: CHEESE!

Morton: MMMMPH!

Crazykoopa: Someone�s been hanging around Wario too much lately.

Larry finishes Ludwig�s statement.

Larry: Everyone would benefit because everyone would receive a prize, small or whatever. It�s almost like when you plant a flower and the ladybugs eat all the nasty insects that would typically make that flower lunch!

Roy: Oh geez, don�t
you start going Mortonish!

Bowser: Then it�s settled! We�ll start a reality show and broadcast it on television!

Everyone cheers at the idea of being on television� and the thought of getting paid to play a game. However, Ludwig spoiled the excitement.

Ludwig: Wait! We can�t start a show just like that! First we�ll need a setting for it, and then we�ll need contestants, a show host, a camera crew, and a time slot on a television channel to broadcast our show on!

Iggy: That�s gonna cost�

Lemmy: �A lot of Coins!

Peach: I can handle the payment.

Bowser: So can I.

Ludwig: Then you two can split the costs in half. Now then, we�ll need a setting.

Larry: Oh! We can set our show in Grass Land! I know where there�s a place that�s completely isolated!

Ludwig: Grass Land it is. Now we need contestants.

Dani: How about everyone who�s here?

Ludwig is about to speak, but Daisy cuts him off.

Daisy: Don�t worry about the rest. I know of a good station for us to broadcast our show on.

Peach: �In Sarasaland.

The princesses are about to fight, but Crazykoopa makes a suggestion.

Crazykoopa: Hey! How about Princess Daisy broadcasts on Sarasaland television, and Princess Peach broadcast it on Mushroom Kingdom television? Then it�d be all over Plit!

The princesses nod their heads in agreement� for once. Everything was worked out. They decided to wait until that following Firstday to begin the show. So all they could do for now was wait�
You are about to witness the most unusual thing to ever be displayed in Iggy's Castle Library. A story of epic--and more often than not hilarious or even pointless--proportions. This is a story determined to rattle your house walls--with laughter. This is the story of Iggy's Castle Survivor.
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