Mmmm... Irrelevence.
Well, you've found me. Welcome to the secret webpage of the illustrious Mike Shade. My full name is used here without worry because not a damned person is ever going to see this waste of media.
Wait, I've just thought of something. If no one is ever going to see this crap, then I can write whatever the hell I want to!
Where will it take you???
How will it mutate you?
Ask God? NO, ask Me!!
That's right, it's the ask Mike Shade Section!
Die Sucka!
Miek Shadevenovich's Vebsiteovitch!
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Wow. If you're noticing this update, you are truly a failure as a human being. But hey, you may get a few good laughs before you curl up in your closet and die. Read on.
And now: "The Good Side of Things", a new, optomisitic look at everything that is Mike Shade
The Best thing about having my own website that no one will ever see, aside from the fact that I can say whatever I want, is that I can post all sorts of copyrighted material from other sites and say that I made it up! That way, I can show my own small group of friends that are already marveling at the fact that I have a website what amazing shit I've come up with!
For one of Mike Sade's other fantabulous pages!
