| Once there was a lady named Joan who was baby-sitting her grandchildren. She was making each of her grandchildren a blanket. She heard the phone ring, put down the blanket, and answered the phone. On the other end she heard, "Centimeter square. Centimeter square. Check on your blanket, centimeter square." She went into the other room and saw the blanket cut into little centimeter squares. Joan looked at it, but she wasn't too scared. Then the phone rang again and she heard: "Centimeter square. Centimeter,square. Check on the couch, centimeter square." Then she saw the couch cut into little centimeter squares. Joan was thinking it was pretty freaky now. She heard the phone again, hoping it was the grandchildren's mother. She heard: "Centimeter square. Centimeter square. Check on the children, centimeter square." She saw the children were cut into little centimeter squares. Then Joan called the cops. She was about to tell them when she heard: "Centimeter square. Centimeter square. Look behind you, centimeter square." When the cops arrived, they found her cut into little centimeter squares. |