A Tribute to Dave Callaway
A Small thanks to an awesome debate coach.. with a sense of humor.
You make us think
thoughts of you in pink
kilts dancing in the rink
pushing us to the brink
from this image we shrink
it makes us rethink
working out a kink
as we drink
rootbeer, figuring out the link
between Dave and Interpretive dancing.
Oh, Dave!
about you we rave
the way you behave
as a hero most brave
but forgetting to shave.
Our case you did save
from losses grave
by freeing the slave
our thanks we cannot engrave
for such glee you gave
us, Heroic Captain.
Sir Dave of the house of Callaway
giving up your Thursdays
weekdays, workdays
braving the hallways
showing us ways
out of the maze
performing ballets
you never cease to amaze
celebrating birthdays
watching cakes ablaze
how shall we phrase
our praise
to our noble leader.
His cap cock-eyed
Coach Dave supplied
the supernatural tide
affirmatives strong as carbide
no team vied
to collide
with the applied
logic of a bona fide
genius untied
Toungue-tied?