| Transformers Armada: It's being stung by a thousand hornets, simultaneously, in the genitals... in cartoon form. For those of you who dont know, which most likely is everyone who would ever read this, Cartoon Network has recently produced a slew of "new" shitty action cartoons, with the sole purpose of relieving the ever-aging anime serieses of Toonami from being repeated until even the most casual of viewers could recite every episode in his/her (gotta be P.C. baby) sleep. Although the purpose maybe be noble, especially after the way Cartoon Network has brutally raped what was once decent anime with censorship, the pinko hippy feminists working somewhere among the ranks of cartoon network decided that it would be a good idea to rehash old failures, like He-Man and Transformers, into new magnificent failures that are far inferior to their miserable predecessors, because they try to mimic Japanese style, but still reek of American suck. Now... I don't neccessary want you to... say... track down the jackasses responsible for these atrocities, and hunt them for sport, but I do want you to atleast consider it. The worst offender of this new string of cartoon feces, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is Transformers Armada. They've done almost nothing to the already incoherent plotline of sophisticated alien robots who like to mimic inferior earth-scum technology and hang around with stupid earth kids who do nothing, but get in the way. All the while, they're fighting an ongoing war with another group of powerhungry pussy robots who can't even destroy the environment. The only things that have changed is the even more frustratingly slow pace at which they "fight", and the addition of more types of useless assbots. Not to mention the new attempt at turning this filth into anime. The only thing worse than watching this filth, is knowing that you're far too old to be watching it, yet understanding that it isnt beneath you, because you're such a loser. The fact that Cartoon Network plays this crap is particularly upsetting to me, what with being a lifeless "otaku" and all around loser who has to think about his horrible life whenever there is nothing good on TV. Anyways... I highly encourage you to give this show a gander and use the resulting anger to do something contructive, like cutting down a tree or purchasing a case of any type of aerosol can that degrades earth's ozone layer and spraying them out of the highest story of the tallest building you can find, as you laugh because you're thinking about how useless old people are. |
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