This delightful young fellow is based on a friend of mine in the real world, and the only thing left in this world that makes me feel good about myself. Although this cartoon representation doesn't quite do his disgustingness justice... I will try my best to bring you the best of his exploits in a continuing series, that I'm going to call "Philward!"
Now, you have to understand that philward has no right to be called a human being anymore. He cannot drive anymore for reasons that I can no longer reveal. He recently quit the grocery store job, which was all he had, and skips every other day of school, leaving his already low chance of graduating, at practically non-existent. He also is horribly fat, downsyndromey, and has bizzare health problems... or something of that nature.
He more than makes up for all of this though, 'cuz he's got heart, and he takes his wasted life with good humor as he sits at home everyday... never changing out of his flanel pants, half drooped over his ass, and vest combo.... with hillarious results... |
