| Loser pick-up lines that probably don't work: "I'm having trouble with calculus. Would you mind integrating my natural log?" - The Angry Jew "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cuz you've got fine written all over you." - Me... I think I saw it on a commercial on the WB... how sad... Fear not though. I was watching Star Trek "Making love to a woman is like making love to a tractor. I wouldn't know personally, but I have a very reliable source. if you happen to see this source, tell him never to call me again" - Wilky... He really scares me "I wanna stick my peepee in your weewee" - Our old friend Amalek Hekdesh "Care to join our Dungeons and Dragons adventure?" - Trust me, I've tried them all "If I were a soccer ball, I'd get a kick out of you. But I do anyway. Cutie." - If I ever reproduce, I'll be surpised. "There are 10 different kinds of people in this world. Those who can read binary, and those who can't." - The Angry Jew "There are 10 different kinds of people in this world. Those who can read binary, and those who get laid." - Wilkey's revision "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" "My magic watch tells me you�re not wearing any underwear." (She replies, "Yes, I am!") "Sorry, must be an hour fast!" "I�ll throw a toga party if you need an excuse for getting under the sheets with me." - last three brought to you by dca2ualine "If you were a flat tire, I'd jack you up" - Downy.... that boy tries so hard "It's alright baby, maybe the kids'll look like me" - What can I say? "Hey baby... got any diseases?" (She replies, "No!") "Want some?" - Now that's classy "Hey baby, you aren't nearly as ugly as your sister!" - Now that's classier "Hello my name is (censor), I am a nerd. I have $500. I think you can do the math. Meet me in my room in 15 minutes, and trust me, this wont take more then 5 minutes." - The Angry Jew's at it again More to come... |
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