| Kid's bop... pure entertainment... Unless you haven't seen a TV for the past five years, you'd have noticed those lovely little commercials featuring cd's, called "Kids Bop," containing nothing but disoreinted children singing well known songs, very poory. After all, they're just stupid kids. At first, it was just classics, sing-a-longs, and religious songs, but after a while, these cd's have just become clones of the second-to-latest "NOW" cd's, only sung by exploited children in a style far inferior to karaoke, because they always remake any background music. My real problem with this concept doesn't lie with how horribly these children sing, or how stupid of an idea this is... or even that these people somehow remain in business. It's simply how such big scumbags can come off as being... cute. This is the greatest scam in the world. The idea conveniently allows the people in charge to avoid heaps of royalty charges, because they are using new music and voices, not to mention the fact that they can probably get away without paying these kids anything. This means that if they sell even a hundred or two cd's, these jackasses are making a profit. However, they manage make millions with each cd that they come out with, because they can manage to sell thousands of these things to idiots who, not only don't realize they're being scammed, and think it's cute, but actually enjoy the singing of these little shitbags. The people who make these cd's aren't anywhere near as awful as the fuck-up's who buy them. Those hippies, who got record companies to put parental advisory stickers on cd's, should start getting them to line these "Kids Bop" cd's with C4, set to detonate when contacted by a cd-reading laser. I mean, they seem to want to make the world a less offensive world to live in... right?? Well, just imagine a world without people who buy "Kids Bop" cd's. Sure it's unnecessarily complicated and expensive, if at all possible, but just think of the look on those bastard's faces, when they're plastered to the wall. Everybody's stupid but me... |