| Being a human is so freaking disgusting... |
| After contemplating how horrible those festering meatpuppets known as humans are, I've compiled a short list of things that I find disgusting about human beings, and I'm just sure you'll agree... 1.) They smell... a lot... Did you ever wonder how much time and effort the average person expends trying to destink themself, or how much worthless crap people have to buy to make themselves temporarily less stinky? Well my stinky friend, it's a lot. There's hair products, tooth products, breath products, deoderants, and of course, there are fragrences and douches and the like for those who absolutely have to convince themselves that they aren't the disgusting creature that we all are, by replacing the odor with something worse and unnatural. However, I suppose it beats nothing... god I wish i was a robot. 2.) Eating... what the hell's up with that!? Did you ever stop to consider how gruesome the consumption of constantly decomposing organic matter is? Of course not, you disgusting slob, but worry not, for I shall enlighten. Most people would ordinarilly refuse to see how disgusting the food we all eat is, simply because we are designed to yearn for this crap to survive, but when you stop to think about the odors, textures, and sights of this junk, especially rotting animal parts, you'd relize how similar it is to feces, which we are not programmed to enjoy.The only thing worse than the food we eat is the way we eat it. The whole process is repulsive when you think about it. First, you chew and slobber all over the food chunk until it forms a paste that would make the average puppy or small child cry. Then, you continue to let it slosh around in your disgusting human body, until you finally convert it into waste, which brings me to my next point... 3.) Human waste.... yum I really dont think I have to write much here. After all, we all know how disgusting it is. Which is sad, not only because we actually produce the stuff, but because this truly is the only thing that seperates us from the animals. That is, unlike our other mammal friends, most of us do not hold a fascination with waste material. Luckily, that is pretty much all we hold over our animal friends, and just look at how disgusting they are. The best part is, that humans are actually more disgusting, which would be plain to see if you were to step back from being a human and really look at us all. This is hard to see for most humans because we are all attracted to the natural human form to procreate, but not to worry. To help you achieve the perfect robot's point of view, just think about how disgusting fat people are. We aren't programmed to like fat people, and they're just horrible looking. That's all I can think of for now, but not to fear. There are many more things to be said about how utterly disgusting human beings are, and I'll probably continue this list, if I'm not to lazy. |
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