| What's the deal with fat people? Have you ever noticed how many fat people there are in this stupid country!? It's a lot. It seems now-a-days that everywhere I go, I'm bombarded with images of miserable looking living jokes. There's good reasons that America is the fattest country on the planet. Actually, there are hundreds, but I'll just start you off with the most disgusting: 1.) People who are fat and proud... Being fat is nothing to be proud of. These people should stick one of their neckflaps in their mouths and suffocate themselves. 2.) Hippies... The cause of all evil and wrong in the universe, and the scourge of nazi's everywhere... I couldn't exactly not mention them... 3.) Eating too much... I'm not exactly sure, but this could be a problem... I'll have to consult a dictionary sometime. 4.) depression... while this can be a powerful tool for losing weight, it actually has an adverse affect on some worthless scumbags. Don't these people know that they can use their depression to lose any amount of unsightly fat... all they need is a razor blade, and a whole lot of paper towels. These people are always complaining about how it's not their fault, and they have "eating problems," bad genetics, or some other b.s. like that. First of all "eating problems" are just about as valid as gambling addictions. It's a term coined by hippies, for hippies, and there's nothing worse than a fat hippy. All they want is for normals to feel sorry for them, but it's really them who should feel sorry for people like me. I mean... I'm the one who has to look at them. Regardless of what these slobs think, anyone can loss the weight, and all they have to do is stop being hippies and do one of the following: 1.) Become anorexic or bulimic... when you want results, dont settle for any less. 2.) Try laxatives... it's just as effective as bulimia, but twice the fun... 3.) Take trendy fat blocking pills... Do they work? who knows... Do they have funny side-effects... who knows? Did anyone say hippy? 4.) JUST STOP EATING... this well kept secret is for those who actually intend to lose weight. I mean, how hard is it to NOT do something!? just sit there... that's all, you stupid slob! 5.) A little excersise... I wouldn't recommend it... not only does it rarely work, but you gotta do stuff... a lot... forget i said anything... 6.) Hack of a few limbs... or for those more daring... you're head! That's all for now folks... but who to offend next.... possibly all the major religions? |
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