| "Hey Dude, Remember that time..." The next time a douchebag acquaintance tells me a long, drawn out story about something I already know, with the exciting conclusion, "uuuh... that was cool," I'm going to rip my ears off. I'm sure you all know the ones. They start off like they could be interesting, then slowly turn into stories that either occurred while you were there, or have been used by this person on hundreds of other painful occasions. They don't point anything new out, put an interesting twist on the stories, or even use them in appropriate situations. They just bring up these awkward tales for no reason, and slowly die out into a "uuuh... that was cool," when I give them the patented Shut-the-fuck-up stare. These are the type of people that use the word "dude," in every other sentence, and sometimes enjoy mixing it up with the occassional out of context, "sketchy." The only reason they'd bring these stories up is because they have nothing better to tell me, because I usually barely know them, which is why the only things they think that I can relate to are these thrilling dramas, usually about other lame conversions we'd had, or bad jokes therein. In fact, they shouldn't even be talking to me in the first place, but they just have to be overly friendly and annoying, and refuse to accept the fact that everyone on the face of the earth hates them. Well my friend, just keep at it, maybe one day I'll mislead you into thinking I'm friendly, then kill your pet, or atleast dump trash on your lawn, until you feel betrayed. More people should take up screwing with people's emotions... sure beats whittling... |
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