| Just... terrible... |
| you, the reader, are filth. all of you are. i have a big problem with each and every one of you. today's topic is human filth. why are they so bad? they make too many mistakes, they are terrible, and stupid. alright so lets see... examples of human filth... oh yeah. i pity you all. you suck. pity, huh? at camp this summer there was this black kid named Byron which is the type of person that nobody likes. He pitied anyone who he got out in foursquare, which was all he did. He was really good at foursquare and nothing else. What a fucking dixie. Byron- "we show pity." more human filth can be seen in the statue of liberty, given the assumption that it is human. when was the last time it took a bath? doesn't it smell? why is it so popular if it never changes clothes? i hate it; the prick. you cant kill it on ellis island because there are other people there. if it moved i would kill it. midgets. come on shorty, pick up the damn gallon jug. cant do it? then pick up the bigger one. i mean, why would anyone want to be that short? they should make a movie about midgets where they all get killed and die. i would direct that movie. two midgets would be blown to pieces by a shotgun whie indulging in midget butt sex. if you see a midget at a public event, sick an attack dog on it. it could be carrying a contageous disease. cant take chances. unibrow people go burn in hell. unibrow cult location- 500 miles below a store near you, burning frivilously. example is scott simoncini, 8th grade social studies teacher. what a fag. he dared to open his mouth in front of his non-unibrow superiors. why was he such a bad person? because of his unibow, of course. it made it so that he couldnt really think straight, get it? unibrows are curved. if these examples of utter scum arent enough to make you believe that this race is that terrible, you should do the following. take a big knife. drive it through your hand. watch the blood flow. roast the nieghbor's dog on a big wooden spike. commit suicide. this will solve all your problems. -DcaQualine |