| New Age Emo... Punk's half-retarded Step-Brother For those of you who are unaware of the trendy new take on emo music, popularized by wanna-punks and scum who don't understand the nature of their own beloved craprock, it is basically a bunch of whiney kids singing Alanis Morissette songs about being dumped, to the backdrop of music that failed to turn punk into legitimate music. First of all, punk is awful... punk is awful for the sake of being awful, and punks, being the terribly sophisticated folk they are, enjoy it for this reason. It takes no talent to create punk music, and the lyrics, whenever not slurred enough to understand, are verbal feces. Most punks understand this, however, and like it for the sole sake of being different and/or offensive in yet another respect to the senses of any normal dignified human being. They succeeded in being different, however, because the music is just too shitty to be enjoyed by anyone else. Now, as if punks weren't bad enough, the new failed attempt at emo punk, started by those stupid kids who can't quite handle being normal disgusting punks, but still want to be different, in a conformist sort of way. They've shamed the old terrible Emo, which was an [emo]tional varient of punk from the eighties, but still had its meaningless integrity. Unlike you're run-of-the-mill punk, these morons don't understand how horrible their music's predecessor is. So not only is it whiney, unorigional, and sleazy, but it still retains it's poor punk sound, and braindead lyrics... Yet another group down... so many more to go... |