| This one had me in tears, boys and girls... |
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| A/S/L can suck my ass We live in a technologically advanced time. Actually, the most advanced time this race has ever seen, we have computers that are several million times faster then the computers that put our race into space, nuclear fusion, advanced sheltering systems that allow us to thrive any where on the earth, a web of computers and servers which comprise the information high way allowing us to talk to other cultures and friends with a few strokes of keys, and Jacuzzi�s. We have all of these advanced ways of living and communication and yet some fucking morons have to go around randomly selecting people and saying �a/s/l�. For those lucky enough to have never heard this stupid stupid acronym, it stands for age/sex/location. I know we�re in an impersonal society, but is it that fucking hard to start a conversation with someone before you ask them as to where they live, how old they are and what sex they are? Is it that vital? Upon further examining, I don�t mind the people who ask this question and then continue to talk to the person who they just messaged, but I can�t stand the ass clowns who try to hook up online. I heard shit about people getting married after meeting on AIM. That�s the stupidest way to ever get married EVER. I�ll admit it I�m a romantic. My parents met in college when my moms friend had a boyfriend going to Dartmouth College who was to paranoid to let her drive all that way to see him, so my mom came with her. My dad was there and bam, sparks flew, shit happens. Call it whatever the fuck you want to. Fate, providence, outside forces, I say its just dumb luck. Doesn�t this seem a bit more preferable then some dumb-fuck whose screen name is either their name followed by 007, or something stupid like �I am hung 03� going online and typing 7 characters �a/s/l?� to some girl whose name is probably �Baby Gurl 4320� or �Sexy Chick 325� and after chatting and (goodness me!) maybe even talking on the phone, pops the question? One things for sure, their kids are either going to have serious deformities, be a complete social outcast like their parents who had to resort to the computer to get some, or be as pathetic as their parents and resort to the internet as well. The saga continues to the second dip-shit generation. I�ve met some cool people online, but almost none of them have come from the first I�m being �a/s/l�, most of them have actually tried talking, you know that thing that all people online suck at so much. With that understood, lets examine cybersex: the ultimate low. All right, so people have weird turn ons. Some people like kinky shit, which just fucks my shit right up. To each their own I guess, but cybering? For Christ�s sake, what the fuck is that? Do books turn you on? No? Well then why the fuck should words on your computer screen? Maybe the fact that someone just as pathetic as yourself is on the other end of the computer saying things that will NEVER EVER HAPPEN TO YOU EVER if you actually do this shit. How is it even possible? What, is some guy going to stick his wang in the floppy drive? That sounds absolutely delightful. I don�t even want to contemplate what the woman would do. I especially enjoy the defense of people who say that this shit is the future. The future of what, losers who are going to live with their parents for the rest of their god given life? Coming from an atheist that�s pretty harsh, because if I did at one point believe in God, I would no longer knowing that somehow this perfect thing created morons like this that get their jollies by doing this act of idiocy. Recap for all those who weren�t paying attention: - A/S/L is only used by morons - Cybering is lower than a blow up doll - If you do either of these things, do the world a favor and get yourself neutered� honestly it�s the best for all of us. |