| Mince ShowerCap (Part1) [spoken]-Right, Mince Showercap Part1 tape rolling... You don't have to tell her how beautiful she is ? speak louder then still whisper Reflects on the water But I don't reflect on the water I'm confused, I don't care I'm always confused by this concern She said, she said so You look like someone I know, someone I know ? Silence She said, she said so You look like someone I know, someone I know She said, she said so I'm telling yer, You look like someone I know She said, she said so ??????? ?to tell you about mince showercap, good luck Waaaaaaaooooooohhh [spoken]-Oi!Oi!Oi!Oi!Oi! Stop! Stop! Stop, for fucks sake!Stop! I've got the recipie for humus Serve as a traditional ? Or as a delicious filling for sandwhiches and baked potatoes You need 50 grams of crushed chick peas The juice of one lemon Two cloves of garlic, crushed And one tablespoon of olive oil You need one more tablespoon of Tahini And 50 miligrams of water Oh, that's optional apparently Then you need one tablespoon of freshly chopped parsley And one tablespoon of pinenuts And this is how you make it Place all the ingrediants, apart from the parsley and the pinenuts In a food processor and blend it until smooth Add a little water, if necessary, to achieve the required consistancy Serve garnished with parsley and pinenuts. Mince Showercap (Part2) *phone rings* - Hello - Hiya Bob, it's James here, fancy going out for a ? - ah no, sorry, I can't I gotta record Mince Showercap Part 2 - Och well, nevermind, see ya later You've got no register I've been to the last one Buy a whole lot of misery I've been to the last one Bought a whole lot of misery And the surveilance is so When the surveilance is low And the surveilance is low Mince Showercap (Part3) I don't know what you're saying Bob (whoo whoo whoo whoo) evil laugh (something about icecream?!!???) I still don't what you're saying Bob Lyrics by Roddy Woomble |