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| Introduction | |||
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Subject: Asian American Male of Chinese Descent Age: 22 yr 7 mo Height: 5 ft 8.5 in (1.74 met) Day 1 Weight: 183 lbs (83 kg) Target Weight: 165 lbs (74.84 kg) All weights taken at approximately 7pm, before supper Carb Blocker used: Nutraceutical Sciences Institute Carb Blocker with Phase 2 Starch Neutralizer (view item here) Dosage: 500 mg (1 capsule) per luncheon and supper; half of the suggested dosage Active Ingredient: Phaseolus Vulgaris (white kidney bean extract) |
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| Day One: 11.04.03 | |||
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Breakfast: 7 gyoza, 1 egg, cup of milk Lunch: sandwich (2 slices bread), apple Dinner: 12 gyoza, pasta, chicken, bean curd, bok choy and tofu soup, cup of milk Exercise: Weightlifting (45 min), Precor Cardio (30 min) Weight: 183 lbs (83 kg) Comments: 183 pounds. When the heck did I get to 183? I am a fatass. Damnit. After my lunch, my stomach felt a little upset. I don't know if it's due to the carb blocker or not. Thank goodness for secluded little-used one man bathrooms in the upper levels of remote buildings. No ill effects after dinner. |
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| Day Two: 11.05.03 | |||
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Breakfast: donut, 1 egg, cup of milk Lunch: sandwich (2 slices bread) Dinner: whatever Snacks: apple, peanuts Exercise: Weight Training (45 min), Precor Cardio (30 min), Rowing machine (15 min) Weight: 183 lbs (83 kg) Comments: No change yet. At this rate it will take me an infinite amount of time to reach target weight. I figure I shouldn't take any for breakfast, cause my body will probably need those carbs in the morning. Assuming the product actually blocks carbs, of course. |
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| Day Four: 11.07.03 | |||
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Exercise: Weight Training (60 min), Precor Cardio (30 min) Weight: 185 lbs (84 kg) Comments: I am gaining weight. In four days I have gained two pounds. At this rate, I can reach my other target. By New Year's Day, I will weigh 215 lbs, and then I can join the WWE and become a weenie. Verdict: This product sucks. |
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| Day Seven: 11.10.03 | |||
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Exercise: None! Weight: 184 lbs (83.5 kg) Comments: I think I'm going to start taking the pills two at a time, like it says. This absolute lack of any noticeable effect is starting to annoy. Oh, and I'm working on posting naked pictures of my torso. Be patient, ladies. |
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| Day Eight: 11.11.03 - Here come the pictures! | |||
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Exercise: Metalmoving and repetitive leg motions! Weight: 183 lbs (83 kg)
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