stoopidstories

Hello, welcome to the lives of the easily amused!
Were actually smart people we just don't think all of the time.� Here are some of our not so bright "gems"� from this week.

>One day i was riding my bike, and a squirrel got hit by a car right next to me.� You would think it would squeak, but it pops.� I guess thats what happens when all your organs shoot out your mouth.

>Rad -" What are you doing?"
Nick- "Thinking about how strong the wind would have to be to tip a bus over"
Aaron -" I bet it's something like 220 velocity wind force units"
Rad & Nick " oh God"

Thank you you've been great. Go Bengals!!

Hey, welcome back. This is our second batch of ramblings. Now remember,
before you judge them we can't be held at the same level of funniness every week. Sometimes, funny stuff just doesnt happen. It's not our fault, that's just how life goes. Deal with it!

>My friend found a cow nut in his sandwich. That probalbly requires an explanation, but you're not going to get one.

>This has nothing to do with anything, but i urge you all 2 take a look at our pic of the week, 'cause she is really really hot, and our age. That's
all i got to say about that.

>"If you ever fall of a tall building, go limp like a dummy. This way, someone might try to catch you 'cause 'Hey, free dummy!'" - The Great Jack Handly

>So long, life is shot so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot! You've been great, GO BOMBERS!!

Hey all! Sorry its been so long since our last posting of our ramblings, things get busy. DUNK IT!

RAD: Hey nick, did you go to the mall yesterday?
NICK: No, i couln't get a ride.
AJ: Oh, who did u go with?

RAD: (talking about his first skiing trip next week) I bet in a hour, I'll be pulling 360 mute grabs of 20 foot moguls
NICK: I don't know, skiing is kinda hard
AJ: Yeah, I bet you can't even go off a 20 foot mogul

AJ: (on his upsettness on spilling a drink in his lap) Oh man ,it's wet!!

AJ: I wanna steel that guys car
RAD: i bet it would be hard to take it without him knowing
AJ: not if i snuck through the window and was really careful not to slam the door when I go in

MOON-UNIT

Everyone, go home and ask your parents to buy you some "Polenta" it's a substitute for rice, noodles, meats and cheeses, and all you need to do is cut off a one half inch slab and put it in the oven!

Thanks you've been great. GO ST. X '05. I would also like to take this time to predict a top 10 ranking for the University of CIncinnati bearcats men's basketball team. Tell your friends

Hey all!! This is another batch of mindless ramblings brought to you by the people that gave you Fooey. I'd like to start off by thanking God for not letting Mr. Dubya Bush choke on another pretzel. I mean he almost died last week.......if only that pretzel were a little bigger

** Attention republicans and Bush lovers**IM KIDDING SO DONT GET YOUR UNDERWEAR ALL TWISTED IN A KNOT THATS ALL UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING SO CALM DOWN AND DON"T MAKE ME TELL YOU THIS AGAIN YA TWISTED UNDERWEAR PUNKS **

A quick note on the Bengals offseason training- I hear they were practicing and they discovered a suspicious white powdery substance on the field. The FBI was called immediatly. The found out that the powdery substance was the opponents goal-line. There is no need to worry though, they probably won't come in contact with it again. True story

IM FEELING POLOTICAL TODAY! Go Nader!
Hey the Bearcats are Top 10 I told you. We here at the "Fooey Institute" are always right. Remember that. Untill next week, so long and enjoy the Aquabats

*Names have been changed to protect the slow witted*

Spud- Ah, the tables have turned!!
Walt- Ha, as you see, there are no tables

I'd like to use this space as a tribute to all the wierd kids out there, you know who you are. You guys make my life interisting, and a whole lot more fun. having said that its time for " THE FIRST ANNUAL WIERD KID QUOTE OF THE WEEK" here it goes
Wierd Kid-" hi guys, guess what, i got a new box a crayons yesterday"
Chester- "wow"
Wierd Kid- " yeah theyre brighter then normal crayons"
Chester- "Thats great"
Wierd Kid " hey Walt, can i borrow your pants"
Chester- " im wearing them"
Wierd Kid- " thats ok, i'll give you mine"

Our site will be enlarging the next couple weeks , so come back and see whats up. I'm done now. Untill next week, live long and prespire

It's Ash Wednesday, and that means no more meat on fridays for all you catholic people out there.It's a good thing i'm a Unitarian Universalist. On a personal note, i once again have gas today.  It's starting to seem to be more than a coincidence that i get gas every Wednesday.; I'm sure it has something to do with me writing the ramblings, and not just that every Tuesday is "CHIMMICHANGA NIGHT"
Rad: Man, you ever think how wierd it would be if we used meatballs as currency?
Nick: Yeah Then we would have to have meatball wallets
Aaron: NO,I'd put my meatballs in a sack
Nick: You mean a purse?
Aaron: kinda
Rad: You'd be a little homo-sexual meatball carrier
That makes me laugh.
Quick Quote:
Aaron: Hey guys, I had a Coke this morning
Rad: Well, are you wearing it?

I'd like to say congrats to my teammates on the 2001Boys Western Athletic Conference Volleyball
B-League small school westside City runners up. It's the teams one year anniversary.
To be continued.........

Sorry, as some of our patrons may know, we did not update the "fooey fun zone" last week, for this i am truly sorry. I am on my knees beggings humby for your forgiveness. Remember that even if i dont update it one week, that i still lova all of you.
Moving on i urge you all to visit Homies.tv. Homies.tv is the creator of a line of miniature thug action figures
Nick: man, its cold out side
Rad: YOu should have worn a coat
Nick: Yeah, or a car
I got hit by a ski lift, it hurt.

The "First Annual Nickname of the Week Contest" Goes to a shortish at St. X who goes by the name "King of The Feti" . If you have a nickname that is Better than "The Fetus" i really dont care, cuz you know what, i like "fetus", so deal with it you babies.

I have a serious issue to deal with today, and that issue is dying. Dying isnt cool, say no to dying.

bye