Idiotic Laws
Alabama
*It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
*It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
*Putting salt on a railway track my be punishable to death.
*Boogers may not be flicked in the wind.
*You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
*You may not have an ice cream come in your pocket at any time.
*Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
*Masks cannot be worn in public.
*Men cannot spit in front of women.
*Solitare may not be played on Sunday.
*You must have winshield wipers on a car.
Alaska
*You can't look at a moose from an airplane.
Arkansas
*It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas.
Florida
*Women can be finded for falling asleep under a hair dryer.
*Unmarried women who go parachuting on Sunday shall risk arrest, fine, and/or going to jail.
*If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking meter must be paid like you would pay for a vehicle.
*It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
*You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
New Jersey
*It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while commiting a murder.
*Men cannot knit during the fishing season.
*You may not slurp your soup.
*It is illegal to delay a homing pigeon.
*In Newark, it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 on Sunday unless you have a note from your doctor saying you need it.
*It is illegal to throw a bad pickle on the street.
*In Berkley Heights, you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
Tenessee
*Skunks may not be carried into the state.
*Hollow logs are not to be sold.
*Driving is not to be done while asleep.