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An Introduction

Phoenix- 1: A mythical bird that burns to ashes, only to rise from them once more. 2: John Prescott. 3: Idiopathy.com
 
        It's a fitting title, I think. My entire life seems to have been nothing but a series of crashing and burning, following by surprising comebacks. This website is a prime example of that.
 
        The adventure started several months ago with the introduction of electric-sage.com to the internet. It was a website similar to this one, but with a number of fallacies. These "glitches" would lead to its demise only a month after the website was introduced.
        I tried to pay for hosting so it would be ad-free. That's not a good thing when you have almost no money at all. It was also subscription based. Even at the insubstantial price of about $1.50 a month for up to seven long articles, only one person ever subscribed.
        What did I learn from this tragic misadventure? Well, don't buy hosting if you can't afford it. But also, don't expect people to pay for something that nobody has heard of before. Great dreams and aspirations were crushed because I was looking too far ahead, too quickly.
        I'm back now, though. I have the great website "Idiopathy." It's not ad-free, at least not right now. The articles are free, however. I intend for them to stay that way for a long time. What good is a website if no one ever gets to see 90% of it? Its not very good at all, if you ask me. So where do we go from here?
        Well, hopefully people will like this website enough to donate money to its betterment. There will soon be a donate button available for those who would like to see an ad-free version of this website. I'd like to see great things happen with this website. I would like to see it grow into a community of opinionated people sharing their views of the world. 
        You keep enjoying the website, and I'll keep making it better. Things can only go up from here. Keep it real.
 
~John Prescott, "Managing Editor"

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