A Powerful Word:
Note. This another mind stimulating tid bit I have received in email long ago. The author was not specified.
After consideration, I believe this may be works of the great George Carlin. I do my best to give
credit where due, so George, if this is yours, thank you and please don't sue me for using it here.Shit is one of the most powerful word in the English language: You can be
shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little
effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide
to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose
shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can
shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can
be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit on. Some people know
their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and
shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit,
sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a
shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in
deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some
music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when
you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right
shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a
mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit
at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in shit and come out smelling like a rose. And remember, once you know
your shit, you don't need to know anything else.