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How Shit Happens

In the beginning was the Plan.
 
 And with the Plan were the Assumptions.
 
 And the Assumptions were without form.
 
 And the Plan was without substance.
 
 And darkness was upon the face of the Managers.
 
 And they spake among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it
 stinks."
 
 And the Managers went unto their Department Chiefs and said unto them, "It
is a bucket of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
 
 And the Department Chiefs went unto the Project Managers saying, "It is a
container of
 organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
 
 And the Project Managers went unto their Vice Presidents, saying, "It is
 a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."
 
 And the Vice Presidents spake among themselves, saying unto one  another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very  strong."
 
 And the Vice Presidents went to the CEO, saying unto him,
 "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
 
 And the CEO went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan
 will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very
 powerful effects."
 
 And the President looked upon the Plan and deemed that it was good.
 
 And thus the Plan became Policy.
 
 And this is how shit happens.

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