updated on 5/04

yea, we been workin on a new track to be released soon. its gunna be some new sesame street ill type shit. some of you playa haters have sent in pics of Cracka Jaxx in his pimped out Tennis stage, well that was like 2 years ago, now hez bangin the tranny pr0n stlyz.

some sucka fewls keep posting their site addy in our guestbook trying to get hits. What a bunch of lame ass suckas. the sites is just like ours only betta.

We broke da top ten with out smash single 'We Really Do Ride in Rentalz'. Itz some ill shit, so check it out y0!

Ohhhhhh snap, looks like been gettin hundreds and thousans of fans and suckas alike peepin our page. well now you can get a mouse pad and tshirt wit our ugly faces on it, crazy sweet yo.

Get yo mousepad and t-shirt, click this

VOTE FOR US ON AMIHOTORNOT! WE ARE NOT

Man, we be gettin loads of hata mail. Why you fools gotta be hatin? oh well, guess you suckas just wish you could be like us.

oh, and what is wit all the suckas sending in message board urls? been getting a lot of sex mail bout stickin things up our cracks.

and YES, we do roll in rentalz, trust us. anyway, we gotta get back to countin our millions and millions. late.

We are takin the hiphop scene to a whole new level. only rollin' in the phattest damn cars there iz on dubs, cuttin tracks with our radio shack 808 knock of midi machine, that smash the charts and shit, and makin sure we have enough ice cream to make ya go blind.

If you came to our phat site to playa hate, then We needin ya, sucka!

So what does yo sucka self want to peep?

ZITZ, DUMBO, CRACKA JAXX

Our Hertz Rentalz, all with dubs and crazy systems, click it.

Check muh momz ride, ain't paid for of course, click it.

Here we iz talkin to our momz, click it.

CONTACT US HERE, [email protected].