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| In recent news, a giant's golfball mysteriously appeared in Inga, New Zealand. Out of nowhere it came and crushed a defenseless old witch of whom nobody cared about, her socks stuck out in festive red white and stripes, yesterday they curled into whisps od dust. Is God playing golf... on a sunday?!? |
| A recent finding of petroglyphs, dating back to about 3 million years ago, shows a strange animal about to crush another with its enormous bulk. Some scientists say that it is a primitive form of leap-frog where the loser gets eaten by neanderthals. Others say that it is an ancient cow jumping over the moon while the stone silverware ran away with the spoon. |
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| In other news today, Hello Kitty launched several cute and harmless zoo animals, including hippos, girrafes, turtles, bunnies, and koalas, into space. No one is sure why she did it but all hate her anyways. Rumor has it that she had enough of being a good little angel and wanted to kill something immediately... |
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